Moth

Hey. I may be a transplant from the Midwest, but if you're in Cali remember to vote yes in prop 50

I dropped off my mail in ballot after work.

@bdavewalters.bsky.social I was showing #Akinator to someone who'd never seen it and finally beat that guy with the undisputed baron of the valley

Still can't draw

No one twerks like Gaston🎵
Makes it work like Gaston🎵
No one drops down that booty and jerks like Gaston🎵
He be up in the club with that ass gyrating🎵
My he's so fly that Gaston 🎵

Were the running anatomical dummy and the fur elise conductor piano ghost #Dandadan referencing Ghost Stories, or were Ghost Stories and Dandadan referencing the same thing?

The pie in question

I'm weirdly happy with myself about the peel lol

Or at least tongue punching his own cloaca

@jezebeldotcom.bsky.social

Can I get a link to the Etsy store you used?

Aged like wine

Is this a kink thing? Or a ransom thing?

My partner doesn't eat pizza crusts or grilled cheese crusts

I love crust

Sees partner with crusts on plate
"BONES?!?!"

I've been told it's kind of cyberpunk crossed with D&D in terms of universe

I've never played shadow run, what's it like?

Can someone explain why #fallout New Vegas is Trans?

I know why is bi, but why is it Trans?

I swing both ways
Violently
With a baseball bat

@bsky.app hey, that sucks and all, and I feel for people in Mississippi. But why is this happening on my phone in California?

@jordanmyr1ck.bsky.social just watched the new @smartypantsshow.bsky.social
Which scale are bi men judged on?

Just want to know

I'm always surprised when fantasy novels have one or two characters who are apparently named from another universe
The hobbit has names like Fili, Kili, Oin, Goin, Bifur, Bofur, Bombur, Nor, Dori, Ori, Thorin, Bilbo, Gandalf, Elrond, Beorn, Thranduil.

But there's also Tom, Bert, and William

I never want to see another story hinge on the power of love. Emily Autumn loved Clifford so much he grew to a gargantuan size. I guess you don't love your chihuahua enough

3/4 of all dogs in that neighborhood are being abused

They even gave that nice lady a cod piece

So, if you've been using Direct File to pay your taxes like I have to avoid having to pay some parasitic billion-dollar corporation to do it for you, then you might like to know that option has been taken away by the pedophile in chief.

Waiting for the big beautiful obituary

On today's episode of "Sam finds whimsical ways to give his friends gifts"

A movie about an undocumented immigrant reporter whose nemesis is a billionaire oligarch is woke. In other shocking news, is there bread in your local bakery? The answers may shock you.

What's this one? I've really enjoyed Eat The Reich and I'm looking forward to voidheart symphony

@digitalcircus.bsky.social has the plot of Harlan Ellisons "I have no mouth but I must scream"
The themes of John Paul Satres "No Exit"
And the aesthetic of a 2010s show for preschoolers

My tummy has the rumblies that only the bourgeoisie can satisfy.

Learning to play bella ciao on the ukulele