my mom spends lots of money on toys for me but my favorite toy is this leather shoelace with knots in it
hi!!! i'm so sorry, it looks like you were caught on a list i followed a while back. all fixed!
i played a really funny prank on my dad this morning by laying on the couch where he couldn't see me and then watching him panic trying to find me. it was great
watching my mother vacuum around my litter box as if i didn't put all that litter there on purpose. rude much
i finally got this whole "couch" thing figured out. it turns out i can lay on here whenever i want, confirming my theory that everything in this apartment belongs to me
have you gone exploring today?
hey! what's going on out there?
my mother left me for several days and i was sooooo mad at her but i'm getting over it. don't tell her i forgive her yet though
the paparazzi is always in here taking pics but at least they know my angles
doing some research
my mother was gone for several hours today. reports from the front line (the other guy i live with) indicate displeasure among the troops (me)
allegedly..... i don't know if i trust that 😾
Darth already ruled in my favor 😈
today i heard the worst scariest noise i've ever heard in my life and instead of comforting me, my mother said "it's just a lawnmower" and "look at your silly ears". will the humiliations never cease
hello friends. today i discovered Laying on Mom's Clean Laundry
i could be the mayor. everyone would listen to me
you can take the cat out of the wild but you can't take the wild out of the cat 😈
i could be the mayor. people would listen to me
hey! a member of the Adonis extended family in NY! please go get this boy, he needs some love
moms are weird
i stand guard outside the bathroom door whenever my mother goes in there. i'm not sure exactly what she's doing in there but nevertheless i must remain ever vigilant
yesterday i was given some sort of strange device with a bird on it. i am at least 99% sure the bird isn't real but i've decided to attack and kill it just in case
i know right? they could have at least gotten me a bigger bag
today i spent some time in this paper cave that came with my humans' supper. it smells like chips in here
she did, but she's on thin ice
who told you that???
Wonky! 🤜🤛
today my mom was in bed all day. i think she ate some bad wet food? she's lucky she has me here to protect her while she's weak and vulnerable
i don't know where the big guy went but if my mom doesn't bring him back soon we're gonna have words
hey, take a look at this guy! he looks like he could be part of my posse
