Can't make Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Quest now cause woke.

Obviously not a solution to "movies nights" with friends. Just an interesting data point.

I relate so hard to this, but not with movies. My kid definitely struggles with movies, so moved to watching an episode of a sitcom together in the evenings. Since then, we've watched a handful of movies in sitcom-sized chunks over several nights.

Isekai'd Pam Bondi stomping up to every table in the Prancing Pony like, "EXCUSE Me!? Hello? Are you a wizard or a homeless?"

This is true. However, there's strong, long-standing precedent requiring any new gun legislation to be either, 1) batshit insane and dangerous, or 2) vacuous political theater that changes nothing.

You can tell a lot about a man by how many times a day he listens to "Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner" before asking if you maybe have any other songs on your phone.

Donald Glover, please record commentary tracks for V and VI as Lando.

HAN: Lando’s not system he’s a man…

LANDO VO: Don’t let him fool you babies, Lando’s a system AND a man.

the holy trinity The Felt is not The Hand is not The Henson Spirit. But together...they are Muppet.

had a very respectful chat about theology tonight

an older man in a suit and pink shirt is sitting at a desk and says i 'm doing the best ALT: an older man in a suit and pink shirt is sitting at a desk and says i 'm doing the best

Me when I get two shares on the same joke.

Reading this, I thought you were talking about "Over the Top" - Stallone's arm wrestling movie from the 80s, on which the ttrpg space has been conspicuously silent for decades.

...until now.

Obviously not counting the nice pair that's for funerals and court and first dates.

I like to imagine us all in Twilight Zone black & white, desperately screaming into each other's mouths while Serling monologues about futility.

every leftist i know is very excited about technology but unfortunately they want tech that improves society and makes people's lives easier and that's harder for wealthy prdophiles to build a trillion dollar industry bubble around

The dust that Poncho bit down south
Ended up in Lefty's mouth

RFK looks like Ralph Steadman drew an Applebee's manager.

RFK looks like a mogwai drank raw milk after midnight.

RFK Jr looks like a cautionary vision the Ghost of Not Eating Roadkill Future would show RFK Sr.

RFK looks like Neelix had a transporter malfunction with a Cialis commercial.

RFK looks like a Joseph Beuys sculpture of Ted Kennedy.

RFK looks like he was denied emergency care because all the king's horses and all the king's men are out of network.

2/12/2026 - Lindenwold, NJ

ICE agents chase children who were waiting at a bus stop for an elementary school

These are elementary school-age children running from adult federal agents attempting to kidnap them

Call her back.

I know it looks like I'm getting old, but in fact I am infiltrating the olds as a spy and entryist.

The trump administration knows something the Dems won’t listen to. Stymieing behavior is enough to slow it or stop it. Taking your phone and paperwork, making you beg for it back is a pain in the ass. Do the same to ICE. Whether it’s legal or not arrest, strip them and keep their stuff as evidence.

whoever figures out a way to bundle independent journalism subscriptions will be a hero

I knew Patty Hearst was in on it ever since that hot dog made her lose control.

Hey, thanks!

Bilbo looking at his phone top on bottom is ChatGPT After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it? You're absolutely right — you found it, it's been with you a long while, and it's only natural to feel fond of something that's served you so well, especially when someone like Gandalf suddenly seems to want it for himself.

A lot of the Male Loneliness Epidemic can be traced back to the fact that most cis dudes don’t participate in communal logistics.