Sarhbear

she's a 10 therefore she is

hey now >:(

cant believe society is eating up precious Hades 2 time by forcing you to work

do not, my friends, become addicted to cuddles

[pulling out my list of citations of Dragon Ball manga panels and Akira Toriyama interview statements]

what if they invented women you can cuddle

looking at my reflection in the train window like "whoag, i have an boob"

Edit of a scene from "I Saw The TV Glow" from a scene where there is a chalk drawing in the streat that reads "there is still time". It has been edited to read "there is still time for KLAX"

self-lubrication post op is so wild wdym the body just knows how to do that now

Sadako and Soundwave wish you a Happy Halloween! 👻🎃 #Maccadam

kicked out of Fyshwick for being too much of a brick

M. BISON: I want to be reborn as a petite British woman. Oooh, ooooh, or maybe I could be more of an Italian MILF type. Someday…

SETH: lol Im already Girl Pepsiman you fuckin geek

let's go Republic of Australia

the simpsons. bart stands in front of some standees of people saying "i am waiting for a-- whoa!"

there is a Doom boardgame on kickstarter that i absolutely should not back, i do not have the money and would never play it enough to justify it anyway, but god having minis of the Doom guy and demons would be sick

i am never allowed to feel good about myself like that for long

felt good about my boobs this morning. felt good about my face and hair this afternoon. this can only mean ill tidings

making a "Which Ghost World character are you?" quiz and only putting the guys and other minor characters on it to fuck with all the 'boys' taking it to find out if they're Enid or Rebecca

screencap of mox's reaction to marina amd megan bayne with 'LIVE MOX REACTION' above him

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CONGRATULATIONS NOW: YOU FOUND THE MOST IMPORTANT MAGIC IN THE WORLD. IT IS LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP!

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"Who up stretching they marks?" - Tony Khan when he decides to add another pape to the year's schedule

strechmarks on a woman's thigh

who up stretching they marks

did appreciate them playing Left Outside Alone at the end of it tho, proper banger that

it should be illegal for radio stations to talk about 2004 in a "history of pop" segment, i dont need that reminder about my age lmao

because she is excited and nervous about upcoming events

okay. yay

okay but what if i mess up in my trademark style, ensuring the good doesnt happen

what if things go well. what if good things can happen

a stony faced woman speaking in the most monotonous voice you've ever heard: i am an absolute bundle of nerves right now