Unadventurous!
08.12.2025 00:56 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Who are you in this situation?
08.12.2025 00:50 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Would need to get a Nintendo Switch.
07.12.2025 23:30 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Yeah.
It would have to be anonymous
07.12.2025 23:05 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Male stripper ๐
07.12.2025 22:59 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Honestly if someone told me it was actually Claudia winkleman I'd just think she'd had a rough night.
07.12.2025 22:53 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Got it from 'pets corner' a UK shop.
07.12.2025 22:52 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I don't actually know that I ever believed in Santa.
07.12.2025 22:48 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
It's called your wages.
07.12.2025 22:47 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
They are nice.
I always used to have a cigar with my brother at Christmas
07.12.2025 22:44 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Take up cigars too ๐ซต๐
07.12.2025 22:40 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
That sounds inconvenient.
People have stuff to do .
07.12.2025 22:37 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
YouTube video by Bob Reese
THESE TOYS TALK & TRANSFORM! ๐คฏ
Gonna get these to make up for it
youtube.com/shorts/qBTa9...
07.12.2025 22:35 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0
These little bits of plastic you find inside
You can use those as a quality guide
Of the standard of soap bar that you are smoking,
the more bits of plastic means the better the toking
07.12.2025 22:34 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Yeah it was 30 year old plastic at that point.
Probably not how it was new.
07.12.2025 22:30 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0
It does look dangerous
07.12.2025 22:29 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Is it a shoe? A Rhino? One end is a bit penisy......
07.12.2025 22:21 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
I always wanted the massive T Rex zoid as a kid. Never got one as they were super expensive.
Got given one as an adult.
Was shite ๐ญ
07.12.2025 22:14 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Maybe!
07.12.2025 21:29 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
No!!!!
07.12.2025 21:27 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
RUINED!!!!!!
07.12.2025 21:23 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Forgot to give the cat his advent calendar treat yesterday.
Christmas is ruined ๐
07.12.2025 21:18 โ ๐ 48 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 7 ๐ 0
Hmm this one is actually plausible.
07.12.2025 21:07 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Banana fed cod ๐
07.12.2025 20:50 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I'm not sure he does prawns.
07.12.2025 20:43 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Is this your note to Santa?
07.12.2025 20:41 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Are you shooting at a Ukrainian flag Brian?
07.12.2025 20:16 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Kurt Cobain.
07.12.2025 19:52 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
There is a theme here ๐ค
07.12.2025 17:50 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
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