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Jemaine Clement

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Gary Le Strange - Is My Toaster Sentient?
YouTube video by garywhicker Gary Le Strange - Is My Toaster Sentient?

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23.01.2026 04:14 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I was looking up the comedy song Is My Toaster Sentient by Gary LeStrange and this is what Google AI told me:

23.01.2026 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 193    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 0

Hehehe

22.01.2026 04:01 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Los Angeles! Our Greek Theater (Theatre) show has sold out but we've added a show! Artist pre-sale starts tomorrow at 10am PT. Password: FOTC

22.01.2026 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 960    πŸ” 126    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 2

Means we'll probably be deported.

22.01.2026 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 235    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

Taking our fingers out of the cryogenic chamber. 🎸🎸

21.01.2026 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 424    πŸ” 45    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 1
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Flight of the Conchords' first Los Angeles appearance in over 10 years will be at The Greek Theatre on May 9th performing at the 2026 Netflix Is A Joke Festival. The Conchords will perform fan favs and classic banter. This will also be the duo's only US performance for 2026. Tix on sale Friday.

20.01.2026 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 153    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 7

You know how zoom cancels out certain sound frequencies in order to reduce background noise? Does that include the fart frequencies? Asking for a friend.

18.01.2026 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 208    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 1

It's more about AI generated partial nudity at the moment.

17.01.2026 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 106    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Bluesky is like what I imagine twitter was like when it started. Twitter is now like a cross between the future in the Terminator when it's run by robots and the Martian red light district in Total Recall.

16.01.2026 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 398    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 2

One day I'll get there!

16.01.2026 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have not, but would love to.

16.01.2026 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

As a long time Laika fan I'm extremely excited to be involved in this.

16.01.2026 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 196    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 0

For those who celebrate...

12.01.2026 05:10 β€” πŸ‘ 123    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

Love this!

11.01.2026 11:18 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry Betty, I'm not receiving any more birthday wishes this year. Try next year!

11.01.2026 06:04 β€” πŸ‘ 182    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
Leg ham stackers!

Leg ham stackers!

Aussiest thing stackable crackers called 'stackers'.

09.01.2026 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 80    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 1
Poster for Spinal Tap II: The End Continues

Poster for Spinal Tap II: The End Continues

Loved Spinal Tap II!
So many great jokes.
Also envied Nigel Tufnel's Union Jack St Vincent guitar.

09.01.2026 09:23 β€” πŸ‘ 341    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 1
Sticker graffiti art using hand symbols.

Sticker graffiti art using hand symbols.

What does this say?

06.01.2026 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 1
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I think the second part is the bigger news.

04.01.2026 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 857    πŸ” 70    πŸ’¬ 47    πŸ“Œ 10

This looks exactly like my setlist

04.01.2026 11:04 β€” πŸ‘ 248    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Reindeer Centipede 2025

04.01.2026 09:02 β€” πŸ‘ 151    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0
Lyrics from "And She Was" by Talking Heads.

Lyrics from "And She Was" by Talking Heads.

02.01.2026 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 351    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 5

I'm bringing back saying Happy New Year! No one has said it for a year.

31.12.2025 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 343    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, now it's trickier.

30.12.2025 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

To be honest when I write on here I don't even notice whether it's bluesky or threads or something else.

30.12.2025 14:10 β€” πŸ‘ 130    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 1

Yes! The post I made worked then.

30.12.2025 14:08 β€” πŸ‘ 157    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

And happy new year to you, Bridget!

27.12.2025 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I had a stomach bug. Merry Christmas everyone! Hope you got what you wanted!

27.12.2025 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 130    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 0

I did not know, but Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

26.12.2025 13:51 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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