yes, however, you can get your name printed on it!
Incredible things being manufactured in Vancouver, I have hope
Is the catch that you’re really tired because you woke up at 5am???
what do you mean “before it’s gone”???
wait what
NO
it’s not what you think! it’s where I keep my dildos
wouldn’t exactly call these dildos “trinkets”
it’s not what you think! it’s where I keep my dildos
Hollander, why American company owns so many Canada newspapers
I bet it feels so good to disintegrate as your space station is knocked out of orbit and ground to dust by a ring of debris
I bet it feels so good to disintegrate as your space station is knocked out of orbit and ground to dust by a ring of debris
Hollander, why Canada has music festival at sick ostrich farm
“Yes, Hollander, we know who is Hrystia Freeland, she has nazi dedushka”
“Hollander, why is there one cop who is bon and one cop who is bad?”
let me in that writers room
“Hollander, vhich team do the Two Michaels play for? Are they good”
“Hollander, why you have memorial to victims of communism?”
“Hollander, what is a ‘Ed Sock’? Why Canada has national hero who is talking sock with green hair?”
Cast it into the fire
I know Heated Rivalry is not based in reality because there isn’t a single Canadian character named Gord
more like moving in and out
(Canadian mother in the hospital bed holding her newborn child, beaming): I love him so much, he’s perfect, my perfect little Gord
(it’s not even 11pm here)
holy shit
I wish I was ANYWHERE near as cool as her
pervert
both haunted AND cursed
