Audrey

Audrey

@stoatno1.bsky.social

Lots of details to discern, lots of details. Chicago⏩Grinnell▶️Seattle⏩St Paul

78 Followers 120 Following 377 Posts Joined Aug 2023
3 days ago
Graphical abstract with map showing arrival in China no earlier than 600CE

Plot twist: “ancient domestic cat” wasn’t a domestic cat after all. Genomics of 5,400-year-old bones from China revealed a leopard cat instead. Domestic cat (Felis catus) likely reached China via Silk Road trade only ~1,400 years ago. #2026MMM www.cell.com/cell-genomic...

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3 days ago
three stalks of papyrus against the backdrop of a bookshelf full of books. A library card is held between them

#2026MMM #LibraryDivision #TeamPapyrus Art by Valeria Pellicer @veppart.bsky.social

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2 days ago

His brother Tyle was a bit of a disappointment.

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2 days ago

Yes, but what do the predictive markets have to say?

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3 days ago

No newspapers Sunday morning!

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3 days ago

-songs about how maybe the real drugs are the friends we made along the way (to get drugs): Lemonheads’ “My Drug Buddy,” Wilco’s “Handshake Drugs, Velvet Underground’s “Waiting for the Man”

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4 days ago

Guest of honor (not to be eaten) @chrissteller.bsky.social

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1 week ago

I will be back with the stoatistics!

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1 week ago
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a woman is sitting on a couch and says well i 'd rather be dead in california ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch and says well i 'd rather be dead in california
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1 week ago

🎶IT WAS THE NINETIES🎶

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1 week ago

Almost literally toxic.

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1 week ago

Lisa Demuth deserves to never have another moment of peace in public.

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1 week ago

I don’t know, but we’ve more than earned that Nobel Prize.

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1 week ago

My great uncle Leon was blind in one eye from a bonafide BB gun incident!

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1 week ago

New MPD validated!

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1 week ago

Whether it’s this sort of math or the fact that we’ve been able to cover rent and groceries for so many of our neighbors, the evidence just piles higher and higher that poverty is a choice made by capital

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2 weeks ago

My “Two of our most important safety principles are prohibitions on domestic mass surveillance and human responsibility for the use of force, including for autonomous weapon systems” shirt…

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2 weeks ago

Give me 100-minute movies or give me death!

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2 weeks ago

Disqualifying!

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2 weeks ago

Sorry, "local" news doesn't exist anymore because at the root of every story is the federal wrecking ball.

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2 weeks ago

EVERY PLOW THIS YEAR SHOULD’VE HAD AN ABOLISH ICE-BASED NAME WE’VE EARNED IT

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2 weeks ago

Pullet so thirsty

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2 weeks ago

I’m a well-wisher, in that I don’t wish you any specific harm.

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2 weeks ago

I hear you're buying a synthesizer
And an arpeggiator
And throwing your computer out the window
Because you want to make something real

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3 weeks ago
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maybe this day will be the happy day is written on a poster ALT: maybe this day will be the happy day is written on a poster
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3 weeks ago
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a cartoon of a girl holding a book that says library ALT: a cartoon of a girl holding a book that says library

Proud to present my library card at the polls!

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3 weeks ago

I have been thinking of “Oh My Heart” as an anthem for the occupation.

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3 weeks ago

Best book I read last year!

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1 month ago
A human hand holding two packages of Amos brand 4D (3D + delicious) gummy stoats.

The package on the left is a blue and white winter theme, featuring the Milano/Cortina 26 logo at top right (covered by the other package) and Tina the stoat, one of the mascots of the Milano/Cortina 2026 Olympics. The gummies are a clear-ish color and are flavored peach/grape. Tina is holding a megaphone and wearing a light blue scarf with the flag of Italy sticking out of it.


The package on the right is a pink and white winter theme, featuring the Milano/Cortina 26 logo at the top right and Milo the stoat, one of the mascots of the Milano/Cortina 2026 Olympics. The gummies are a light brown-ish olor and are flavored cola/lemon. Milo is holding a megaphone and wearing a green scarf with the flag of Italy sticking out of it.

@cabel.panic.com I know you like interesting snacks, so I thought I’d share these gummies I saw at Walgreens this morning. I searched for them online and found no information about them, so I don’t know if they’ll be available near you.

Milano/Cortina 2026 Tina and Milo gummy stoats.

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1 month ago

The fact that the 2026 Winter Olympics mascots are stoats, 10 years after the CERN weasel incident, is so meaningful to me.

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