OK, but I’m drinking my wine in this:
Spare a thought for the vampires currently struggling with Seasonal Affective Disorder on the shortest night of the year. 🧛🏻♂️🌙
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With her army of hair and makeup people alert and standing by.
Don’t worry, no one will notice or particularly care - unless you’re carrying a sign that says, “I’m from Toronto, the Centre of the Universe.” Then you’re carrying a bullseye.
😆🤣😆
“Ok, so it’s not the epic story of ‘Gilgamesh and Enkidu,’ but this one actually happened.”
Well done. 👏👏👏👏
Canada took longer to get rid of our pennies. We only got to it a few beavers back. We use the same rounding system.
Yes! And now I have an overwhelming urge to trash an office printer.
I accidentally broke a bottle of whot-chis-hister sauce the other day. Had to look up the spelling so I could put it on my grocery list. Took 5 tries before Google finally figured out what I was trying to spell.
And bleach, apparently.
I can relate, I’m very fond of fresh basil myself.
Maybe Nancy Mace will let you borrow her megaphone.
. . . that’s next to Four Seasons Landscaping, across from a dildo store and down the street from a weapons emporium.
Good boy, Sisyphus!
But this way, in not releasing the report, they have this anvil ready to drop on his head in case he ever decides to darken their door again.
So, serious question, could they be holding the report back as a form a leverage against Gaetz? To make sure he doesn’t ever come back to Congress? Because once it’s released, and the inevitable fallout happens, they can’t do anything more to him, and he could come back in time when memories fade.
It’s going to take all the water in Lake Superior to cool that burn. 🔥💦
Well, Kes scarfed down all the special dirt when she was pregnant, so yeah, just regular dirt left.
These are from “Bad Days in History” by Michael Farquhar
Also, footnote to these footnotes - politicians were always assholes.
Space images are the new Rorschach test.
According to Elon’s biographer, when he was young, Elon used to get into a lot of fights with other school kids. His father, in contrast, specialized in emotional and psychological abuse.
Zuck was seen at Mar-a-largo recently. I’m worried about what kind of Faustian deal was made there.
