Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse

Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse

@museforhire69.bsky.social

⚠️PLEASE THINK BEFORE FOLLOWING THERE IS A MATURE WARNING & NO MINORS⚠️ (PaRoDy) Ask the us anything ➡️ https://aqa.link/Multiverse_Jesus13418

973 Followers 3,601 Following 6,413 Posts Joined Oct 2024
14 hours ago

*rolling down* “they see me rolling , they hating”

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1 day ago

*waddles by*
“Brain cells go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr”

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2 days ago

“Freaky”

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2 days ago

*stops then continues*

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2 days ago

*covered in honey*

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2 days ago
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a cartoon lizard with pink eyes is waving ALT: a cartoon lizard with pink eyes is waving

*presses the ARA ARA button in the background*

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2 days ago

“Whatever do you mean?” *whistling innocently as I scoot away*

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2 days ago

“She stab me anytime”

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2 days ago

“What?”

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2 days ago
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a cartoon lizard with pink eyes is waving ALT: a cartoon lizard with pink eyes is waving

*hitting the ARA ARA button*

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2 days ago

“Why don’t they make a dommy mommy one…..I mean what?”

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2 days ago

“Aye that’s spider mommy”

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2 days ago
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a cartoon panda bear with a purple background making a funny face ALT: a cartoon panda bear with a purple background making a funny face
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2 days ago

*hitting the ARA ARA~ button on repeat*

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2 days ago
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a cartoon lizard with pink eyes is waving ALT: a cartoon lizard with pink eyes is waving

*hits the ARA ARA ~ button*

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2 days ago

“How I like my wine!”

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2 days ago
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a cartoon panda bear with a purple background making a funny face ALT: a cartoon panda bear with a purple background making a funny face
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2 days ago

*loud echos* “ARA ARA~”

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3 months ago
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that first infographic was small cuz i posted it from my phone so here's a bigger one

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4 days ago

*picks up a kryptonite* “I found glowing candy!”

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4 days ago

“Power girl my favorite “

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4 days ago

“Who left a glory hole here?…..oh well” *shoves handful of mushrooms in my mouth*

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4 days ago

@vixenofvenom.bsky.social

*casually eats broccoli*

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5 days ago

“That’s a sexy cabinet, the craftsmanship ….oooooh, ara ara ~”

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5 days ago

*pulls out shot gun*

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6 days ago

“No no sweetie you don’t won’t that”

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6 days ago

“Ummmm, Mr j not gonna like that…..and I would pick a different nemesis Charlie”

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6 days ago

“Hmmm Cupid not gonna that”

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6 days ago

“Pretty sure it is, not only love in the air. I can hear the loving…..sucks tho if you’re in prison”

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6 days ago

“Ones your birthday and one is the day , couples are clapping cheeks”

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