“Doesn’t mean you can’t go there”
03.03.2026 21:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Doesn’t mean you can’t go there”
03.03.2026 21:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“That what’s like to drive f ford 50”
01.03.2026 06:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Now everybody do the flop!” *drops down to the ground*
28.02.2026 04:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“You ever sat on a toilet and forgot you have a grenade launcher in your pocket then it goes off making you think that chipotle you had for lunch gave you explosive shits?”
28.02.2026 03:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0*ascend to the sky followed by heavenly chorus and doves*
28.02.2026 03:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0“Bet they give awesome head….get it?”
28.02.2026 03:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0*slowly pulls out a launcher then kisses it*
28.02.2026 03:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0“Sure are”
28.02.2026 02:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0“You think Thor prefer ass than tiddies?”
25.02.2026 21:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“This cinnamon roll” *sat on top of a large chest with suspicious muffled screaming and knocking from the inside*
25.02.2026 16:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Kinky”
21.02.2026 04:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“No signal loon?”
20.02.2026 15:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Cookies!?”
19.02.2026 08:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“No one said you are doodle bop…..”
18.02.2026 23:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0*pulling out a duffel bag of suspicious items*
18.02.2026 22:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Slep
17.02.2026 13:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
15.02.2026 19:49 —
👍 909
🔁 235
💬 21
📌 4
“Mine!”
14.02.2026 17:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0*jumps through the window*
14.02.2026 16:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Can I borrow the web shooters?”
14.02.2026 07:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0*crashes through window*
13.02.2026 23:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0*bounces up and down in the corner*
12.02.2026 16:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0*coughs up a lightsaber*
12.02.2026 03:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0*bounces around the room*
02.02.2026 23:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“And it always swallows”
27.01.2026 03:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Got multiple counts of war crimes”
25.01.2026 00:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
seems like we could all add to this list
so prosecute him already...
if it was ANYONE else....
That’s a guaranteed
24.01.2026 03:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I have one for those on vr that wanna interact but yea
24.01.2026 03:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0*gasps to catch her off guard*
23.01.2026 02:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0