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Darth Astris (COMMS CLOSED TIL DEC)

@darthastris.bsky.social

Writer of writings, drawer of drawings, editor of sounds. Hereโ€™s $20 go buy yourself a Star War. (old/queer/AuDHD/they/๐Ÿ”žNSFW/living in Japan for 20+ years) ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿงก๐Ÿซ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธโœŠ๐ŸฟโœŠ๐ŸพโœŠ๐ŸฝโœŠ๐ŸผโœŠ๐Ÿป NOT ON TWITTER

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Sad thing is, there are enough people that fit that category that itโ€™s still profitable even if itโ€™s only 1 in 100. Or even 1 in 1000.

09.03.2026 15:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This new print from @effinbirds.com will be perfect in my new place

09.03.2026 14:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 92    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Seems like it. :/

09.03.2026 15:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And that โ€œ5 yearsโ€ is being REALLY optimistic.

09.03.2026 15:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m really sick of being told โ€œSorry, your life is going to be shit for at least 5 years because some rich pricks in the US have decided to do something stupidโ€.

09.03.2026 14:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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UNDERTONE is a sensory nightmare that will keep you up at night. The new A24 horror movie is one of the scariest movies in years, both due to its inventive sound design and unsettling visuals.

Read our full review here: theholofiles.com/2026/03/09/r...

09.03.2026 14:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

HAH! That was just a day ending in "y" when I was in college.

09.03.2026 08:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

WOW. That sounds incredible!

09.03.2026 08:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ohhhhh god, fuckin' SERIOUSLY.

I don't want something to be LIKE something else anymore. Just give me a goddamned STORY. Something innovative!

09.03.2026 08:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's fuckin' hilarious to me to watch the producers'/execs' faces change when they hear it. XD

09.03.2026 08:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My ideal partner is Sigourney Weaver. Period. XD

09.03.2026 08:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Probably! lol That was really TOO much. I'd forgotten how rich it is.

09.03.2026 08:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is the view from your house???? Iโ€™m sooooo jealous. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜…

09.03.2026 04:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Alas, it is only available til 10:30am. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

09.03.2026 04:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m always so impressed how even the Dennyโ€™s-like restaurants in Japan care deeply about presentation as part of the meal. Everything looks EXACTLY as it does on the menu. Sometimes even the fast food joints like McDโ€™s and Burger King make sure it looks appetizing and not slapped together in haste.

09.03.2026 04:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
GLORIOUS eggs Benedict on the menu!

GLORIOUS eggs Benedict on the menu!

Iโ€™ll never be up early enough for it but:

09.03.2026 04:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
DELICIOUS fluffy pankacke with strawberries, strawberry whipped cream, and strawberry ice cream, with chocolate sauce and sprinkled powdered sugar.

DELICIOUS fluffy pankacke with strawberries, strawberry whipped cream, and strawberry ice cream, with chocolate sauce and sprinkled powdered sugar.

This one is NOT tiny. ๐Ÿ˜‚

09.03.2026 04:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

YES. I just got one of those lattes to go. XD

Also they have EGGS BENEDICT now!!!! Iโ€™m losing my shit! (Gonna have to come back here tomorrowโ€ฆ) ๐Ÿ˜…

09.03.2026 04:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I finally got my cane ya'll! It's very sturdy! Thank you all for helping donate so I could get this cane! This will help me so much when I leave the house!!

And thank you @bibiblossoms.bsky.social for being such a wonderful spark for the disabled โ™ก

08.03.2026 18:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 37    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Excellent find!

09.03.2026 04:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

THEY'RE PLAYING MATCHBOX 20 IN THE ASSISTED LIVING PLACE DINING HALL
help how old am I am I dying??

08.03.2026 20:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

God. These are beautiful!

09.03.2026 04:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Several silver-barked beeches with autumnal foliage a couple of minutes' walk from my home.

Several silver-barked beeches with autumnal foliage a couple of minutes' walk from my home.

Beeches with fresh spring leaves somewhere in Jizera Mountains.

Beeches with fresh spring leaves somewhere in Jizera Mountains.

A sunset-tinged view of a July meadow with a wonderful ash tree in the background. (Taken just outside my garden.)

A sunset-tinged view of a July meadow with a wonderful ash tree in the background. (Taken just outside my garden.)

Just posting pics of random trees I took over the years. ๐ŸŒณ

Maybe I'll start posting trees more often.
And maybe I'll forget about it in a week.
Time will tell.

Anyway - trees.

09.11.2025 03:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I should have it changed to thatโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜…

09.03.2026 04:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I did a shift in tense AND POV for one novel. It works really well for the character development, I think. Itโ€™s the whole process of someone becoming less relatable and more inscrutable as we go.

09.03.2026 04:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oooo yes please! ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป

09.03.2026 04:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes! ๆญฆ่”ตใฎๆฃฎใ‚ณใƒผใƒ’ใƒผ๏ผThey do UberEats to my house but itโ€™s sooooo much more expensive and also less selection on the menu. ๐Ÿ˜…

09.03.2026 04:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Guarantee you itโ€™s the same kind of people who use the words โ€œproblematic fictionโ€ seriously.

09.03.2026 04:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The fucking audacity. (Not to mention the narcissism inherent in thinking creators make things for your specific tastes like that. Jesus Christ.)

09.03.2026 04:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also, haha, Iโ€™m 5 and you said โ€œpegged.โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚

09.03.2026 04:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0