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Drop something brown 🤎
Congrats, Rick. Well deserved.
My email is an endless stream of “upgrade to get access to—“
I don’t want it. I want to downgrade. I want to get less access. I want the opposite of what you’re selling.
Tennessee grandmother spent nearly six months in jail after AI facial recognition mistakenly linked her to a North Dakota bank fraud case
Put your money away. For today ONLY! Three of my favourite phrases to hear and say FOR ABSOLUTELY GRATIS FREE 😎🤫
THIS IS NOT A JOKE
Be Funny Or Die returns.
How comedy works in our brains and makes us human.
AUDIOBOOK and E-BOOK available again… at last.
OUT NOW! TODAY! NOW!
(Paperback in the works for next year.)
amzn.eu/d/08CHfg9u
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Hello and welcome to my unboxing video
Agreed to all except the fifty which should, of course, feature Danger Mouse.
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Anyone who thinks that Liverpool team can win the Champions League has not been paying attention.
US vetoes most Ethiopian athletes for the World Crosscountry Championships in Florida by denying their visas. Ethiopia will be unable to record a team result in either the U20 men’s or U20 women’s races, ending its 44-year medal streak.
I’m sure the Olympics and World Cup are going to be fine. 😡
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Hey, that was some ruuuuper-good cgi.
Hooray! Just ordered the paperback from Blackwell's and, being a penny-pincher, saved 79p on the RRP and got free delivery!
I've been... they didn't get them in... (whatever it was)
Whatever the emoji for 'chuckled into my hand in a busy Costa' is... that.
*Sees unhappy cat with claw stuck in arm of sofa*
"Let me help you there, my friend."
*Gently and patiently rescues cat from its uncomfortable predicament, with enormous care*
Cat (leaving): "I will never forgive you for this, for as long as I live.
A Better World Isn’t a Dream. It’s a Choice.
And we’re currently choosing poorly.
This cat does not look like he is "Chilling"
I’ve reviewed Gone (ITV), which I very much enjoyed.
Tomorrow.
They've been so lucky they'll probably somehow get them in the Champions League Final
THREAD: I got laid off from NYMag/Vulture after 14 years. The family lost 75% of income + medical. Now mzs.press bookstore, once a side project. is do-or-die for Judith & I. I feel weird telling you this because others are doing much worse. But if you could like or share this, we'd be so grateful!
Royal.
I fully approve of this rabbit-hole, presumably somewhat procrastinary behaviour.
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I really don't want to see Spurs relegated, but I'd love to see Richarlison relegated.
#TOTCRY
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"We now go live to The Tottenham Stadium crowd where a couple of hundred red-faced geezers are repeatedly slapping themselves in the face with their Ray Winstone caps"
#TOTCRY
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If I was a Spurs fan, I'd be leaving now.
#TOTCRY
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#VARce
#TOTCRY
