@calebhearon.bsky.social
Always!! Me driving my cyber truck. Calling Donnie and twiddling my 40 inch hair with the windows rolled down.
07.06.2025 03:54 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This app rlly dying so I think I might go team
07.06.2025 03:38 β π 14 π 0 π¬ 6 π 0Should I start streaming
09.05.2025 02:59 β π 19 π 1 π¬ 7 π 0Missing yall
02.05.2025 06:13 β π 18 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0... ur bi
14.04.2025 19:37 β π 31 π 2 π¬ 0 π 1Prayers in the chat for kiss and collide and their hole that looks like the nasty patty from SpongeBob
12.04.2025 12:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0That evil spawn Britannia Broskishia
30.03.2025 01:14 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0how dare anyone be that talented
26.03.2025 08:59 β π 15 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0Went to my local temple and didn't get noticed once. Yall need to step up and repent.
23.03.2025 19:16 β π 24 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0He's actually my uncle
18.03.2025 04:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0See yall in church today team
16.03.2025 14:16 β π 18 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0I don't do that he she we they them vegan vegetarian shit. You should know this.
15.03.2025 17:17 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0As a devout Mormon I take MUCH OFFENSE!
14.03.2025 22:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Oh that's not-
14.03.2025 21:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Hello loyal subjects.
14.03.2025 21:44 β π 21 π 1 π¬ 3 π 0Fuck that bitch! I can't stand him!
13.03.2025 23:14 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0The nerve and absolute gall.
13.03.2025 23:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0And yet I'm still fruit roll up less
08.03.2025 04:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The things I'd do for a fruit roll up rn
07.03.2025 16:48 β π 20 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0There's nothing more traitorous than pinning your "best friends" to your messages and then seeing that you are in fact not pinned to theirs.
05.03.2025 02:21 β π 15 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0The Oscar's are truly wicked
03.03.2025 02:06 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I don't think they could handle all this!
22.02.2025 20:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He walks on stage, who let the dogs out starts playing, every starts shouting shame repeatedly in wondrous chorus.
22.02.2025 20:44 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Thinking one of my numbers on tour should just be me asking an audience member to come on stage and then publicly shaming them. Thoughts?
22.02.2025 20:20 β π 21 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0WITCH!
20.02.2025 23:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ugly people, doesn't mean they're bad in bed. Hot people, gotta take Mrs. Broski out.
19.02.2025 23:42 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Coochi
21.01.2025 04:38 β π 12 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0Something about some cheese toast gonna do me right every time
21.11.2024 17:39 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0hahaha... anyways coop
20.11.2024 16:56 β π 27 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0