senator

I always laugh and say god damn it once I realize it’s you, because two seconds earlier I’m going NOW WHO THE FUCK IS BRITTNEYS LEFT KNIFE

me looking at my notifications every time @ava-no1.bsky.social changes their name and profile pic

#neverforget

RIP

literally me when pete’s here

YouTube video by Senator Gale LaGations QUEST: (A Minecraft parody of “Guess” by CharliXCX ft. Billie Eilish)

my first collab with my all time favorite, I don’t need to clout chase anymore my little sibling thinks my art is cool

youtu.be/CfUliReR2Lk?...

“socially liberal fiscally conservative” you mean, not funny? yeah I think you mean not funny.

😭😭😭

I have a reoccurring dream that I make a living writing smut for the military, and it feels more and more like destiny every time the vision visits me in the night.

[BRIDAL ALTERATIONS APPT]

me: so what’s the timeline for the wedding, when do you need the dress back by?

bride: I don’t know he’s in jail

me:

bride:

me:

bride: its ok we met at church I swear

me:

bride:

me: ok

I look like the anime version of my dad

so karen is grimes

The scream I just scrumpt in this poor uber driver’s car

the boys are casting transmasc charm spell level 800 in my imessages tonight and fellas it MIGHT just work

spending hours drafting a text just to get left on read: boring, overdone

spending hours emailing govt officials to let your brazilian family keep their rights, just for aforementioned family to send you bible verses and transphobic “science” articles: fresh, new, riveting, exciting

new gender-neutral parent term just dropped

if I take a selfie on your phone and you post it without reflecting it on the y axis first you don’t really care about me and you never did

she zip on my zap till I zop

if alicia has 1000 followers, i’m one of them. if alicia has 1 follower, it’s me. if alicia had 0 followers, I have passed