Zombeardie 🧠 COMMS OPEN 🦎

Two horned men, one pale purple and the other green with a wooden arm, press in on either side of a very flustered Lorelei. Casey's dialogue bubble is simplified to a pair of handcuffs while Counterfeit's is a pillow with a princess crown on top. The two are good-naturedly arguing about the proclivities of Lorelei.

Based on a conversation had in D&D session. It's very easy to fluster the party DPS, Lorelei. Casey and Counterfeit have expertise in it.

#ttrpg #dnd #oc #ocsky

A green man with horns named Counterfeit kisses the scarred hand of his "friend" Lorelei while they sheepishly turn away with a red face.

A green man with horns named Counterfeit kisses the scarred hand of his "friend" Lorelei while they sheepishly turn away with a red face.

Counterfeit makes sure to kiss his "friends" so they feel appreciated and definitely not because he has unresolved feelings.

#ttrpg #dnd #oc #ocsky #t4t

Two shingleback lizards meet for a chaste moment on a spiraling staircase. One wears a blue dress, turned away with only an arm extended back. The other wears armor, facing the opposite way while embracing the first's extended arm. A blue tongue peaks out from the armored one's lizard lips.

The Meeting on the Shingleback Stairs, 2025.

A reptilian parody I digitally painted of The Meeting on the Turret Stairs by Frederic William Burton, 1864.

#ClassicalReptiles #Parody #Art

A tokay gecko in a black dress opens their mouth in a soundless cry. They stand on a multicolored bridge with a distorted image of a river and skyline behind them.

The Bark, 2025.

A reptilian parody I digitally painted of The Scream by Edvard Munch, 1893.

#ClassicalReptiles #Parody #Art

An elderly bearded dragon sits in a bleak room on a wooden chair. She wears a long black dress that her tail and feet poke out of. A see-through hair ornament adorns her bald head.

The Reptile's Mother, 2025.

A reptilian parody I digitally painted of the Whistler's Mother by James McNeill Whistler, 1871.

#ClassicalReptiles #Parody #Art

GAHHH SYKE LOOKS SO CUTE IN THIS AND I LOVE THE WAY IT HAS A SHADOW AND THE WATERCOLOR LOOKING BACKGROUND-- this is so, so good, thank you for making this Khan. And the painted mask that you just made on a whim because you're insane and have free will 🦎

A monitor lizard wearing flowing garments sits in a chair with her hand politely crossed. Her auburn hair flows down her long neck. An enigmatic smile is on her face, with her blue tongue flicked out. A painting of a landscape is behind her.

Monitor Lisa, 2025.

A continuation of my digital paintings of classic art. This one is, (hopefully obviously) a parody of the Mona Lisa by Leonardo da Vinci, 1503-1519.

#ClassicalReptiles #Parody #Art

Thank you so much! 💚

A bearded dragon reclines on a hill, finger outstretched towards an alligator in the sky. The alligator also has an outstretched finger and is draped in cloth and surrounded by various reptiles. These reptiles include a hognose snake, a ball python, an iguana, a crested gecko, a leopard gecko, a blue-tongued skink, and a veiled chameleon. The fabric surrounding them vaguely resembles a reptile's brain in shape.

The Creation of Bearded Dradam, 2025.

A reptilian parody I digitally painted of the The Creation of Adam by Michelangelo, 1512.

#ClassicalReptiles #Parody #Art

Placeholder lewd pictures!! Perfect!! 😂

Attach an unrelated picture to mark it as adult content! 👍✨

A bust drawing of a brunette with a dragon slung over their shoulders in the style of Vox Machina. The background is a vague forest setting.

Less compressed version of my The Legend of Vox Machina style drawing!

I'm forcing my family to watch all of it with me. They have busy lives where they can't watch the hours of the podcast... so this'll do!

#TLOVM #CriticalRole #Fanart #Art #VoxMachina

I'M NOT BUT IF I HAVE FEAR IN MY HEART I WILL GO AT SPEEDS FORMERLY UNKNOWN TO MANKIND WATCH ME GO

For like maybe five seconds before I run out of breath and die.

Only if you can catch me I'm sorry and young 👍✨

(We'll ignore that I already have knee pain and pretend I'm youthful.)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! 🎂 You're officially now one year older than me so I have full legal justification to call you old ass I'm sorry that's just how it is. 🫡

A bust drawing of a brunette Pokémon trainer with a dreepy slung over their shoulders. The background is a partial picture of a Pokémon card.

Less compressed version of my Pokémon style drawing!
With the quality dips in games I'll be purposefully missing out on the newest releases, but that doesn't mean I can't be nostalgic.

#Pokemon #Fanart #Art

A headshot of a yellow-green horned man with black eyes and scales staring out at the stars. This one includes a sketchy outline.

A headshot of a yellow-green horned man with black eyes and scales staring out at the stars.

The stars are the farthest you can run. #oc #art #d&d #dnd #tryingrealismthistime

YES, FINALLY!! This series needs more recognition!! Can't believe it's been 20 years... If there are any spots left I'd adore an invite!! 💚

A headshot of a person in the pixel art style of Stardew Valley. The paint covered individual smiles, a green serpentine creature on their shoulders.

Less compressed version of my Stardew Valley style drawing!

Always wanted to make a villager mod, but I took one look at any sort of coding and panicked.

#SV #StardewValley #Fanart #Art

A wyvern rider drawn in the style of Fire Emblem Fates stands for a headshot, with a pale yellow hatchling draped across their shoulders.

Less compressed version of my Fire Emblem style drawing!
Fire Emblem Fates had my favorite shading style out of any of the games.

#FE #FireEmblem #Fanart #Art

The framing on this is absolutely gorgeous!!!

Your stuff's fantastic and a huge inspiration and I normally scroll in the dead of night and spam like art I am the fool that says nothing. I will remedy this.

Three panels are drawn with a duo of characters in each. Left: An au ra black mage named Dandy uses magic to cook rice, while an au ra named Syke holds the pan out nervously. The background has a stained glass window. Middle: A person named Lorelei sits on their friend Counterfeit's shoulders, a middle finger pointed over their shoulder. Lorelei's arm is on fire and a police van explodes in the background with the same color of flame. Right: The asura Helmlighter is lit in blue flames and carried at the end of a staff like a particularly bizarre torch. The sylvari Blisterbloom holds the other end of the staff, observing the dark forest around them as their undead minion floats beside them.

Three panels are drawn with a duo of characters in each. Left: An au ra black mage named Dandy uses magic to cook rice, while an au ra named Syke holds the pan out nervously. The background has a stained glass window. Middle: A person named Lorelei sits on their friend Counterfeit's shoulders, a middle finger pointed over their shoulder. Lorelei's arm is on fire and a police van explodes in the background with the same color of flame. Right: The asura Helmlighter is lit in blue flames and carried at the end of a staff like a particularly bizarre torch. The sylvari Blisterbloom holds the other end of the staff, observing the dark forest around them as their undead minion floats beside them.

For one of my closest friends @dandyisms.bsky.social! No matter what game we're playing, you always bring it to life in the way only a firestarter can!

Please don't light my house on fire!

#ffxiv #ttrpg #d&d #gw2 #FIREFIREFIRE

Guy who can't stop talking to save his life. Knows he's actively making the situation worse, but the words won't stop, and it just floods out in a neverending wave until it peeters off into a pathetic little "y'know what I mean?"

No you don't know what he means. And at this point neither does he.

YESSS, YOU POSTED IT!! 🥳💚

I'm unfortunately terribly allergic to furry cats so here's this naked one that's a rare breed!

The only way we can fight censorship is by not bending to it. Post it with the CW and you're golden! Bewildered why period sex is a touchy subject. Do people just... expect every person with periods to just never have sex for one week out of every month??

Hoping you're already asleep, but I start making up a story in my head. New characters, designs, storyline... I start drifting the more details I zero in on.

Or maybe focus on your breathing with visualization? On every out breath imagine grass swaying away, then on in it sways towards you.

As a specific example, it's limiting to BDSM expression. From one picture of an intense BDSM scene, moderators could easily say it looks non-consensual, whether it is or not. It's based on interpretation of fantasy, and rules on censoring based on interpretation are usually abused by platforms.

It's not looking great for NSFW creators. It's very vague. For artistic fictional depictions, it's a ridiculous rule because how would a work of fantasy... consent? Overall, it's just another way to censor any kink and NSFW expression that the moderators won't like.