really sucks looking at my 11 year old nephew and realizing he's a year away from the age I was when I first started having suicidal ideations. Isn't that fun?
anyway, this is about all my friends growing up being horse girls and how boys typically dealt with not hitting their growth spurts yet.
you ever have a convo in your head but you say one part out loud so objectively to the outside observer it's just calm silence broken suddenly by "I was neighed at in the trenches with the others."
nothing makes me feel less evolved than trying to count stitches while crocheting. How am I getting '17, 19, and 22'?
I need 18.
"the pentagon will pull funding if the boyscouts don't ban girls" is the funniest fucking headline.
"Government afraid of cooties. Experts suggest circle circle dot dot shot. More at 11."
didn't he perform autopsies in his basement for fun?
I wish I understood how stuff works. For example someone explain why when I shut my fan off the usb powered lights I have on my desk activate. They don't turn on, I off to turn it on to turn it off again but all the lights go on. I don't understand. They're not plugged into the same place. Send help
As long as they stay in my room and don't find their way to other parts of the house. It's nice and cold at least.
Also my cat woke up from a nap, caught one, and then went back to sleep all without moving from her spot, so I have help.
The flightless fruit flies that I bought at petsmart through a miracle of God have found a way and now I keep finding them in my room.
I only let out a few of them and I have killed several and I wanted them to breed and they weren't so naturally they probably laid their eggs in my room instead.
Realized last night that I technically have the money to buy a tarantula. Hehehehehehe. They live to 30, that's a life time companion.
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Every once in awhile I remember something from HP that is just exhausting in hindsight. The 'JKR coded' adult having a child self mutilate with the words 'i will not tell lies' to fuel her own agenda of 'protect the kids'.
Thanks Jo for teaching us to stand strong in the face of smug hypocrisy!
It's like that clip of the little girl trying to convince her mom the spaghetti is good while actively gagging. Okay wait I had to watch it again.
www.youtube.com/shorts/Wn4Kx...
Damn. Also, I just remembered last night I had a dream where I was sharpening a pencil...
TJ I'm so sorry! My soul cat passed in 2020. I hope they're together somewhere, and I hope that another friend finds you one day.
Why is this reminding me of the time that my friend and I would take turns playing jumpstart 4th grade on her computer and when it wasn't our turn we'd torture her ken doll?
Being 12 is truly a time.
This PC is older than my nephew. It is a dinosaur. I am guessing there is dust in there that is a teenager by now. The casing is big enough to fit a small child.
My mom was cleaning and found a bond from when I was a child and still had potential. It is enough to buy me a new computer and I am so excited that I don't have to deal with the 50,000 problems that it keeps warning me to resolve. I wish I were exaggerating that number.
Damn could have used this while I was looking for the perfect shot of Chris Chalk to really describe how attracted I am to fucked up guys who can see dead people.
Me realizing i have a very specific type.
It's fun that the show that's making me go 'preferences really are just down to diversity" is Welcome To Derry. Like, skipping past all the academic arguments I could make simply put if your fave is a white guy there's probably something deeply wrong with you.
"Hi I'm Selly Mcsellout and my paycheck here will be funded by white supremacy. Oh and I'll be playing the voice of Professor Wrinkly Racist in the HP audiobook..."
On a fundamental level do I not understand.
Genuinely, her reaction should be nothing but humble pride because she had to do what she said she would do if it were her! What a gal.
Being more upset about the refusal of medical help than her dead baby is terrible! It's almost like she cares more about herself than her Good Christian Morals. She is the sacrifice she was comfortable making in order to prevent the rest of us heathens from abusing abortions. She should be proud!
Oh, no matter what happens the baby is dead? That's heartbreaking, I hope God is Good and saves you from Death but If you die you die, that was a potential consequence for your action but don't worry you and your baby will be together with the Lord so it should be a win/win scenario!
Hearing a Good Christian Conservative Woman getting upset at the audacity of the government to refuse her an abortion because her baby was 100% going to die is truly remarkable. Fortunately, you got what you wanted. You get to potentially die for your baby! That's your job.
star trek really went off with 'pon far'. The OG 'quick, fuck him or he's gonna die of horny.'
I lost track of my jumping spider and then went 'she's on my head isn't she' and carefully pulled off my sweatshirt to discover, yes, she was in fact, on my head.
Nooo omg I just went to lightly toss a mouse out of the house and I basically just yeeted it directly into the roof of the garage. It made an audible sound! How did that go so wrong omfg.
"That's my favorite show" and "no I would not recommend it" can co-exist.
