Dr Rubberduck, Esq

*waggles eyebrows*

*puts on my wizard's robe and hat*

(In this post the men are the thots. Don't @ me about misuse of slang)

I would legit sign up to Top of the Thots

Facebook has Are We Dating the Same Guy groups. Bluesky needs Are We Sexting the Same Guy so we can rank his creativity like on Rotten Tomatoes.

A pic of the side of a feed bag. It says, "HOG GROWER" "15% crude protein, 3% fat"

Y'all have poisoned my pure grass touching mind

Omg that basket whips ass.

Also, you appear to have stolen @demontomatodave.bsky.social's house in the first two pictures???

brainmage - Twitch Guy Kelly. Comedian, voice actor, and general nerd. UK-based variety streamer. Cryptic crosswords during the day, and videogames at night. Like a LAN café in an old folks home. guykellyalloneword@gmai...

Today's lunchtime cryptic crossword stream starts at 1.30pm! Let's call it that. That sounds feasible, right? Sure! Then!
Come hang out with a lovely, funny, welcoming selection of weirdos, as we attempt to do anything but solve a crossword

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Picture of Rasputin with his death date of 30 December 1916

Screenshot from "a brief history for faxing" reading: The first fax ever was sent in by Alexander Bain, a Scottish philosopher, inventor and educator. He patented the technology, known then as the "Electric Printing Telegraph," in 1843. The way Bain's technology worked was by synchronizing the movement of two pendulums with a clock. 19 Dec 2016

🎵Ra-Ra-Rasputin
🎵Extant with the fax machine

Her: 🎵 You're not the boss of me now
🎵 You're not the boss of me now
🎵 You're not the boss of me now and you're not so big

Me: There had to be a less hurtful way of calling an end to this BDSM arrangement

Sadly, the answer is i was on an adhd wait list for a couple of years, thought it was the wait list for autism and adhd, and was told I'd need to go back on the waitlist for an autism one. About five years in total for the autism one. Good luck to you both x

>:(

Cat and I could write the hell out of a book. Several hundred pages about living with someone whose brain is different to yours, and that realisation being one that takes place over time? By two smart and funny idiots who love each other a bunch? Corrrr.

A toi! - A moi! - A toi!

<3

Can the person who's in charge of forcing people to do books please get behind these two with something sharp and start poking?

This is an interesting thing to sign up for! You will meet new people, and will have good chats about the craft of comedy.

Then, if you're anything like me, you’ll do nothing with the information/contacts you've gained, but still. What else are you going to do with your time?

The most important British character in US comics Alfred Pennyworth? Captain Britain? No, it’s a trench-coated, chain-smoking reprobate who this year celebrates his 40th birthday—John Constantine

40 years of John Constantine! Come raise a glass with me at @prospectmagazine.co.uk. With @jamiedelano.bsky.social
@damedenisemina.bsky.social
@ianrankin1.bsky.social

www.prospectmagazine.co.uk/culture/70761/the-most-important-british-character-in-us-comics-john-constantine-hellblazer-alan-moore

Bubthdo!!!

...oh good

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Ahahahah

I am also expressing my reaction to this story. But with my face. For humour purposes.

The tech bros should pick this book up some time instead of pretending to read Art of War

can you get a restraining order if you've never had a straining order?

yes ill shut the fuck up your honour.

Tyvm bb xx

We are a PUBLIC SERVICE

they should talk to your boyfriend, hear he has experience in that department

Episode 116: Unreasonable Adjustments It's been a minute since we last spoke! Well, what have you missed? Let's see...Guy and Cat have a new cat, Guy has a new autism, and Cat has the limits of her patience tested by her delightful husban

New episode! Guy is officially autistic! There is a new kitten! Podcast!!!

Available below,p and on all podcast apps. Yes. Even that one.

soundcloud.com/idlmpodcast/...

Genuinely I think the best way to actively empathise with autistic people I've come across is listening to @idlmpodcast.bsky.social which regularly contains really insightful conversations into neurodivergence

also bum jokes