Trish Byrne

Trish Byrne

@trishyb.bsky.social

She/her or they/them. In: Books, films, dogs, telly, roof gulls, SRK, Stardew Valley. Out: AI shite, billionaires, images with no alt text. Profile image is SRK on the phone, wearing a cute pink jumper.

1,071 Followers 393 Following 3,329 Posts Joined Jun 2023
58 minutes ago

Also, in Irish the word for jumper is geansaí, which presumably comes from Guernsey.

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a man with a beard is standing in front of a crowd Alt: Andrew Koji as Ah Sahm in Warrior

If we're going to bring back cancelled shows

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3 hours ago

I used to feel bad for Star Wars droids. People were so mean to them when they’re just lil guys doing their best, doing what they’re programmed to do.

Now that we have genAI, I get it. If ChatGPT had a metal body and followed me around, I’d probably try to nudge it into a ditch.

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2 hours ago

Today I learned from Guy Montgomery's Guy Mont-Spelling Bee that Australian rules football jerseys are called guernseys. An archaic good time!

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10 hours ago
Corrections column. A review in Peggy Seegers memoir quotes her impression of meeting Ewan maccoll and how they fell in love saying he had a fat naked belly and was clad in a ragged jacket and a hat like a garbage can. The context we omitted was that he was appearing in The Thrupenny Opera

Love this

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9 hours ago
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Can scientists really resurrect the dodo? Inside the company that says they can Colossal Biosciences’ CEO says its work follows a ‘moral obligation’ while critics say it’s ‘tech bro’ hype that could undermine conservation

The flightless birds that are still here are fighting for their lives, and these chumps want to add in an extra one?
This is like when RuPaul invites all the eliminated queens back.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

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11 hours ago

I couldn't really tell if that bit was supposed to be funny or not. It was a bit silly. I think that's my problem with a lot of films nowadays. They're tonally all over the place. Incredibly gruesome and gory violence, then ha ha, a few quips to make it all OK? It's not my favourite.

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A cartoon of an encounter between a young man and his girlfriend's father.

GFF: "My daughter says you're in the tech industry"

YM: "Yes, I help YouTube detect ad blockers"

GFF: "You have exactly 10 seconds to get out of my house"
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21 hours ago

New York New York has just started on BBC 2. It's never on!

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1 day ago

Argh, my heart.

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1 day ago
Left: Minimal line art drawing of a cat that is enclosed in a pink rectangle. Label: Kitten is completely full of crimes

Right: the same cat art but twice the size. The same size rectangle covers only the bottom of the cat. Label: Adult cat contains the same amount of crimes but it does not dominate all of their behaviors
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1 day ago

It is pleasant to have visitors, and it is pleasant when your visitors leave and you have a clean house and cake.

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1 day ago

This is it. It's shocking that there hasn't been one year that the leader of our country hasn't stayed home for our national holiday.

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2 days ago
An ancient Aztec pot shaped like a crab with extremely goofy eyes and mouth.

I love it when a museum has an exhibit that's just a lil guy

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1 day ago

World rugby: Okay. So you can win this entire tournament

Ireland: Okay, great!

World rugby: as long as England win their game.

Ireland:...

World Rugby: So obviously you would want England to-

Ireland: -Shush I'm thinking.

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1 day ago
So this is where we are ....

A genocide enabler & a rapist is a "gracious and courteous host"

So this is where we are ....

A genocide enabler & a rapist is a "gracious and courteous host"

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3 days ago

The most helpful any everyday technology has ever been is GMail's "You wrote 'Attached is' but no files are attached." reminder and I don't need any tech to be more intelligent than that.

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2 days ago
Screenshot from 1960s Japanese movie Ghidorah, the Three-Headed Monster. A serious-looking man in a suit is explaining his latest idea. Subtitle reads 'It may sound primitive and unscientific, but through the fairies, we could ask Mothra to help.'

The latest White House thinking on the Strait of Hormuz.

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10 months ago

Nothing would reassure me more that I am on the right side of history - and a very normal human being to boot - than Louis Theroux asking me to be interviewed for his new documentary.

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1 day ago

Honestly, the White House visit is starting to feel like a ritualistic humiliation to remind us who's really in charge of our country.

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1 day ago

Yep. We persevered, but even Ralph Fiennes singing Girls on Film couldn’t unturn my stomach. Just an unnecessarily nasty film.

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1 day ago

Ewwww.

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1 day ago

Unlike everyone else (it seems), I did not care for The Bone Temple. All it really did was turn my stomach.

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2 days ago
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Taoiseach travelling to US for St Patrick's Day events Taoiseach Micheál Martin is travelling to the United States later for a series of events to mark St Patrick's Day.

At what point does 'pragmatism' become complicity with illegal wars of aggression, genocide, ethnic cleansing, apartheid, and war crimes like bombing 185 people, mostly children, to death in a primary school?
www.rte.ie/news/ireland...

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2 days ago
Bilbo Baggins questions why he shouldn’t clack the tongs.
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2 days ago

One of my Instagram pleasures used to be scrolling pictures of pretty people on the Vanity Fair account, but I just had to block them because they co-hosted a party with the pervert glasses, and used the pervert glasses to photograph it.

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3 days ago

He wouldn’t enjoy that.

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3 days ago
A small black dog looks big-eyed out of a pile of blankets. The hair on the top of his head is tufted up into a little faux-hawk.

Oh, he's a very tufty boy.

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3 days ago

I've had them a couple of times as Christmas bonuses from clients. I usually just gave them away to a charity, which I know is mean because it just punts the problem of spending them on to someone else, but at least they're more likely to get spent that way.

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3 days ago

MAN WHO FELL IN LOVE WITH AN ANT: Where do you want to go to eat tonight babe?

ANT: (secretes communicative pheromones from glands on abdomen)

MAN: I don't know what that means. I am just a human man.

ANT: (secretes more)

MAN: I guess we can just share a smooshed cupcake on the floor again.

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