Non-Cannon

Robert Frobershier-Smythe be like

Hungover Egyptologist Just Gonna Call In Cursed Today CAIRO—Admitting he was unable to face a lengthy session of indexing artifacts after drinking too much the night before, hungover Egyptologist Henry Chapman confirmed Tuesday he was just gonna call in ...

Hungover Egyptologist Just Gonna Call In Cursed Today

🌈HUGE NEWS🏳️‍🌈

as of minutes ago, the Supreme Court has DECLINED an opportunity to overturn Obergefell v. Hodges.

Love won today.💜

Behold: Two Dangerous Mute Lunatics!
#hollowknight #portal

After the Dream No More ending, Hornet did that Japanese thing where you repair pottery with gold. #hollowknight

So, what you're saying is that anteaters are the mammalian version of crabs?

Fun fact, I have a House of Anubis long fic in progress, just posted chapter 19, been posting every week on Tuesdays. It answers the question: What if Victor reciprocated Gran/Evelyn's crush in s2? (also what if Fabina didn't break up?)
archiveofourown.org/works/666478...

#houseofanubis

trying to be the House of Anubis poster I wish to see on this site

#houseofanubis

#houseofanubis

#houseofanubis

second half of House of Anubis season 2 be like

Every so often I am reminded that Lady Gaga is famous for reasons other than wearing a meat dress that one time
#ladygaga

I'm so queer, I can't even walk straight, which is a problem because I keep walking into things
#queer #lgbtq+ #lgbt

Also I have "Springtime for Hitler" stuck in my head

Last night, I was finally able to watch the original "The Producers" (I was able to watch the movie musical version some years ago), and it was just so much better than the movie musical version. Part of it was, I think, a better script, but a lot of it was better actors.
#theproducers #melbrooks

Good thing I'm currently unemployed

If they can make paper cups that can hold liquid indefinitely, why can't they make paper straws that last an hour?

The background is the AroAce (sunset flag) and in a fancy cursive text it says "This Pride Month: You are Cordially Invited to Not Fuck"

#pride #aroace #ace #aro #asexual #aromantic

It's amazing how much smaller it looks when compared to the humans and the full studio space

Oh that will not be a problem

A one story house sits upside-down on a dirt lot.

*looks up*
*looks down*
*looks up*
*looks down*
*turns blueprints over*

“Shit.”

Why does the fly care if we belong to somebody?

Why does being owned make the fly easier to shoo?

Do flies just feel really bad for slaves?

I know he's male, but he's also kinda famous for looking very androgynous in at the very least BotW/TotK

They both look like children! (even though only one of them is)
Though Link doesn't look gender ambiguous enough

And so I put some dried onion flakes into my tuna salad, and it did not work. It made it crunchy in a bad way. And it did not add the element of freshness that I was actually looking for from the onions.
tld do not use dried onion in place of fresh in your tuna salads
2/2

Once, when trying to make some tuna salad for lunch, I complained that I didn't have any raw onion to add. We had whole onions, but I'm really bad at chopping them (tears) and for the amount I needed, most of the onion would go to waste and my mom suggested that I use dried onion flakes
1/2

I love watching woodturning videos where they're turning something asymmetrical and you can see the RPM interact with the frame rate in real time
#woodturning #rpm #framerate