AliceWulf

Hilarious.

My bank can just do a stop payment at my request though. That's free. That takes 15 minutes on the phone. And it actively harms them because payment processors do NOT like when you get a stop payment order placed against you.

What you do with this information is between you and God.

this is a quality post, truly you are the poster laureate of this terrible land

Logo for "City of Gluckstadt" in a font that's an overly dramatic cross between gothic, fractur, and times new roman

"Hey boss, we did up the town logo. Real fuckin' Nazi, just like you asked."
"Jawohl?"

you have no idea how much of a relief it is to FINALLY know where that amazing music comes from, thank you so much!

@williamsrd.bsky.social hello! I love the channel, and have a question: what is the sick-ass guitar bit from the beginning of the Lodoss War video? I can't find it anywhere and it is driving me nuts

i cant believe that Coumo lost the mandate of heaven

its so insanely annoying to me that people would not shut the fuck up about how soft and weak mechanically D&D 5e was, and then a Marvel-vibes game bouyed by one of the more annoying fanbases around shows up and they cannot cease from public onanism about it. This is fucking marvel slop!! Jesus

I had a blast. Thanks for having me on!

"at least the price of eggs will go down" motherfucker at least we spent the energy of thousands of people on endless discourse on whether Steven Universe is evil fascism or whatever the fuck you usueless sacks of shit were doing for god knows how long. at least we squared that one away!!!!! Thanks!

if "the Left" could do anything they woulda done it! But they didn't! They had arguments over stupid bullshit for 10 years with each other and the world got worse! I feel like I'm stuck in a fucking cage and I want to bite the bars until my teeth crack and my gums drown me in blood

It will make you go mad trying to comprehend the insane new ways of being racist folks will invent by twisting a hodgepodge of random activism and social science terms they learned on tumblr. Tumblr re-invents woke cultural segregation like every couple of months forever

people will be right about like 2-3 things and then decide that this is a good reason to assume they understand everything on fucking earth. motherfuckers will pretend they understand rightousness and Theory(tm) and then write essays about how cartoons are fascist and be grimly serious about it

people just say shit with their full chest as if the truth of it is obvious and like, I don't wanna be rude, but sometimes stuff just fuckin depends. Not every single idea you've ever had has the moral weight of history crashing down to back you up! Being right about some things isn't universal!

That's not even to say critique is bad! I don't even think they're wrong half the time. It's just... jesus, dude, is there literally nothing else in life? Is there nothing in you but a long list of shit you hate. Are you a fucking Warhammer Fantasy Dwarf with the Book of Grudges consuming your heart

at any given time, there is some ostensibly to the left of you waiting with a feral gleam in their eyes to inform you with glee that everything you love is evil and that Original Sin is Real but only for you, and I gotta say, I think it might not be working. Not sure what else to do w/ that.

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if tortillas and chocolate and what not are present in the Forgotten Realms, and we have Maztica, do you think anybody in Toril is making mole. and furthermore, with the 14th century DR trade between the Sword Coast and Maztica, do you think mole poblano ever made it to Waterdeep

An EGA pixel art screenie of red-fringed silhouettes of adventurers gathered in front of a monstrous-looking giant skull against a gradient purple-pink sky.

AD&D adventure in an early 90s online world... ⚔️

The cool vaporwave-y title screen for the original Neverwinter Nights, released in 1991 for DOS PCs.

Running on SSI's 'Gold Box' Engine and a co-pro between AOL, SSI, TSR, and Beyond/Stormfront Software, OG Neverwinter Nights was online until 1997.

an hour of people arguing about whether or not to kill a grell that they don't have to even go near: okay, maybe railroading is good actually

A series of 11 Dungeons and Dragons characters drawn and inked on a 12x9 bristol board. The shading is done with screentone sticker sheets. The highlight is clearly the first character, made for the second edition. He is a human fighter named Aragorn Hawkins and he has a hawk symbol on his chest. 12 years old me was inspired...

This is probably one of my favorite things I have drawn in the past few years. All my D&D characters since I've started playing, except the last one which I created this year. They all had an impact on me in a lot of different ways.

I hope to do the same for the other RPGs I've played.

i would like to say that I like most of the new 5e D&D stuff except for monk, because 2024 monks in both games I am running now are obnoxious nightmares who warp entire combats around themselves so badly its souring me on updating any future campaigns.

Thinking of getting someone off fiverr to follow me round in the role of a sort of scheming vizier. They can say stuff like “of course, you know best,” before pausing for long enough that I bark “out with it then!”, and then they go “perhaps if I may…” Shit like that. Six dollars an hour.

How's your experience with Exandria as a setting been? I almost always run interconnected Forgotten Realms games, and none of my players have ever been CR folks, but the setting seems fun.

Our groups cycle through systems quite a bit! Our Pathfinder 1e group has moved into 5e and we're using that to roadtest the new rules. So far its been pretty alright. I've had to adjust a few things on my end, mainly combat balance. The other 5.5e game with newbies has been really smooth, actually!

Definitely felt like it was a strict upgrade for new DMs on the previous one. My early campaigns may have been less rocky with this book in hand to be a guide

Just got done with D&D for the night! Friday group is running through Curse of Strahd, and they ended up fighting in the basement of the Wachterhaus. 2024 5th edition characters are a lot stronger than 2014 ones, so still learning how to balance encounters properly