marktacular

10 minutes into his 3 hour set:

“I CANT GO TO THE BATHROOM, WHAT IF HE DROPS SANDSTORM?!”

True story 🤣

Although, in her defense, he did tease it for the next 2:40.

Trump, Netanyahu speak about Gaza hostage-ceasefire deal, Axios reports Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump spoke on the phone with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu on Wednesday and discussed the Gaza ceasefire and hostage release deal, Axios reported, citing two U.S. sources.

Trump/Netanyahu weren’t going to let democracy have a win.

There were multiple reports of Trump making back room deals through 2024 - before the election.

www.reuters.com/world/trump-...

Those shoes though… are they… MAGA branded?

Nah - just remember where Pete and the rest of the made for TV admin is from. This contract was just documenting a gentleman’s agreement Fox made with the right decades ago.

I’m willing to bet none of career propagandists even blinked - this agreement is just business as usual for Fox.

😆😂

I’m hoping for credits at the prison canteen.

Yeah, I’m putting my money on 1978 Jonestown/Jim Jones.

And i thought I was the only person who remembered that game!

I call my cat Douche Nukem.

Going to have to add that to the domain name

Can’t imagine the number of men she’s wanted to kick in the balls for exactly these comments.

Mike Johnson was dean of law school that never opened The Judge Paul Pressler School of Law never materialized, and its namesake was later accused of decades of sexual abuse.

www.snopes.com/fact-check/m...

The message being questioned for legitimacy was “The law school where Mike Johnson was Dean for 2yrs which never opened … accused by 6 males (including a child) of sexual misconduct.”

You mean to tell me it’s not like Roadhouse, in 4K HDR?

Should have just kept it in the closet like the rest of them.

Well, except for the occasional Matt Schlapp style drunken assault, of course.

Damn… feels like his time in the spotlight was decades ago.

So funny story - MAGA fam has actually taken me there.

The Vero Beach area is basically a bunch of wealthy retirees in gated communities with connections, then start little American Pride hobby projects like this museum.

These are people who complained Marvel movies unjustly make Russia look bad.

Yeah, I used to love calling out all the Pro-Russia NRA guys.

SpaceX reliability is at least five nines.

99.999% chance of something exploding spectacularly.

So I should go stand outside and listen for a boom in the distance then.

The year is 2009. The living room, an irradiated wasteland of tangled HDMI cables. Within it lies Mega Changer One: a towering fortress of 400 Blu-rays. Every one of them a potential rewatch. The only thing standing between order and chaos…

A towering monument to 2008 optimism — the Sony BD Mega Changer, for people who thought owning 400 Blu-rays would be a lifelong flex instead of a digital cry for help.

No no, what we need is a device you can just put them all in…
Like…
like a…
yeah! Like a juke box!

We could call it THE MEGACHANGER! 🙃

Yeah, even today, many (red) states are expanding the scope of vaccinations pharmacists are authorized to administer.

With our current admin (and living in TX), I’ve been on the re-vaccinate for the yellow card plan.

Me talking to the moon at the same time: “I knew you’d tap out first!”

One of my roommates in collage was a compulsive liar. Living with him and frequently overhearing the same stories, we were able to pick up on some of the very nuanced tells.

Over the years though, those little vocal inflections all but vanished. I think he really started believing his own tales.

Mother Jones is basically Fox Left.

Dem obstruction causing all their problems now that we’re getting rid of the brown people, obvs.

The stage is already set.

FTC Says Ring Employees Illegally Surveilled Customers, Failed to Stop Hackers from Taking Control of Users' Cameras The Federal Trade Commission charged home security camera company Ring with compromising its customers’ privacy by allowing any employee or contractor to access consumers’ private

You mean this Ring?

www.ftc.gov/news-events/...

Yeah, same experience when my wife and I went last weekend. And there were around 30 other people there for the same. In Texas!

lol I saw “to whom it may concrete”

Which, is accurate.