Sean Mills

Just in time

People often forget that some media is actually (relatively) cheap even if it's expensive compared to say-a gallon of milk or bread (inflation measures).

If you play a video game everyday for 3 months or if you watch a movie on vhs (with your family) every year that's STILL pretty cheap per use.

Comedy moratorium on "full disclosure" in dialogue, please

That's a good point

Re-re-re- RECESSION INDICATOR

One day you wake up and realize: "when I changed laptops i just left GROOVESHARK behind with it"

That's a big if

The Giotto to your Michelangelo

When someone posts a skillful photoshop edit or funny joke and someone replies "i love the internet..." as if it wasn't that person but a gift from the matrix.

I just found out a friend of a friend bought a PLAYGIRL from a used book store thinking it was a just a vintage movie magazine talking about THE Christopher Reeves-SUPERMAN based in the cover. I wish I was better friends with him so i could get in on teasing him about it. Lol.

John Hamm when he hears comedians are nearby

A Grunge Band?

The feet stuff is Tarantino's perogative, his black voice is funny if not harmless, but a thing that hasn't aged well, to me, is him calling the Director of UNBREAKABLE, "M. Night Shamalamdingdong."

I was able to beat that Mickey Mouse Illusion Island Game on SWITCH during the free trial 😎

Science fiction shows have to mention "Schrodinger's Cat" as sure as a children's animated feature much contain a fart.

MAGA hates

I dressed up as Luigi and multiple women have asked me if I have a Mario.

If you see me DOORDASH-ing a BUILD A BEAR I must be down catastrophic

They'd go bad within a month, unfortunately.

Should i get the farming dlc?

How big does an animal have to be before you call it's excrement: "dung?"

Which one is the Shelbyville

Kind of looks like Billy Joel's mom, but i will be seated.

If you can't take the heat stay out of the black box

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