@realcelticguardian.bsky.social
A Noble Knight serving Emperor Charles the Great. Also Emperor Charles' social media intern.
@lukevonkarma.bsky.social accept my friend request
13.11.2025 23:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
02.10.2025 03:00 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
(They're concealing some D.D. Dynamite)
05.09.2025 00:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Has the King of America died yet? Should we send our condolence flowers?
05.09.2025 00:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Fear not the Yakubian Devil.
18.08.2025 13:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A group of peasants invited me to try this "One Piece" game of cards I have been hearing rumors of. Dear Lord, there are SO many harlots in improper attire.
17.08.2025 20:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I feel thy pain. One time, Emperor Charles made me move all of his swords into the new armory. He has over six hundred swords.
15.08.2025 21:00 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Jesus figured out moneychangers = bad two thousand years ago how is this still hard for people
15.08.2025 11:53 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Just got back from the gym
14.08.2025 20:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0what the hell is a labubu
13.08.2025 20:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dishonored the Realm. Emperor Charles demoted me to running his new social media outreach program. We'll see how this goes.
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