MBT

this one’s amazing

going for a trifecta this month - king of games in rush duel, speed duel, and master duel - and like

holy SHIT is the duel links climb miserable. SEVEN TIERS of each ranking? and you have to be playing DUEL LINKS the entire way? NO THANK YOU

wplace

it USED to be you’d hop online and just lie about your age, sex, location while deliberately giving out as little information as possible. now people are out here posting SOMEONE DREW A NOELLE OVER OOMFIE’S HOUSE #marylandteens

we gotta start scarin kids again! online sux

im trying not to evolve into a crotchety old man, but a week of “deltarune fans keep posting their home address with a spamton over it” is making me long for the ancient days of 2008

im very tuned in dont worry. this just makes for a better post

gotta appreciate everyone qrting with like “erm i don’t understand a single word in this post!”

like okay. then don’t comment? why do i need to know you’re a know-nothing dumbass who can’t work google

will toby commit

ideas for the show:
-vriska is detrans
-jade is black, but like, midnight crew black
-deltarune chapter 5 crossover episode
-dirk is listed as a writer in the credits
-alterniabound released on gba cartridges as a promotional tie-in
-gamzee has quanon shaman makeup
-btsdlb canon

i hope you’re ready to read a preteen born after the comic’s conclusion argue with a 40-year old somethingawful poster about if a 50-year old eboy is genuinely clowngender or quashing trans voices by participating in a viral marketing stunt, every week, forever. i know i am

“homestuck cartoon animated by the hazbin team voiced by toby fox premiering on the day after the comic is scrubbed from the internet forever” is a cultural artifact without peer. the discourse this generates will replace fossil fuels. woke is so fucking back

the bounding dog

mother in law got me a gift. not much to say about the gay ai art “leveling up to daddy est 2025” gamer t shirt but “epic”

yeah for once this makes sense this is a confusing one

its like this a lot working with "established figures." you get in your head about "well, they wouldn't risk their reputation on something this trivial - and besides, look at all the people who stand with them. must be an isolated incident" over and over and over and

until we get a skill called "the tindangler" im not playing

its 100% clear from this that the "hussie orbit" has become a weird sort of rotating cult that aims to silence its critics with litigation

but seeing a john-styled "erm what the fuck" image posted in response to terms in a contract is like. okay please uh. please be careful

been reading the giovanh post all morning

on one hand im getting through each paragraph like "oh my god, how reprehensible, i cannot believe someone was treated this way"

but another nagging half of my brain keeps chiming in with "god i hope a lawyer looked at this before it was posted"

nothing ive ever done has improved my life like cooking more and getting better at it

unfortunately it's a giant card from a YCS. they go for a pretty penny and you can only get cards that have been made as giant cards

if you're looking for a custom one, i used a store on etsy for the elestrals card on my wall. smaller but cheap + customizable

www.etsy.com/shop/MasterD...

"i had spent my life railing against the left - but one master shef later, i see just how wrong i was" said farage after viewing farfa's dish

good morning. time for a labubu macha latte amirite

Secret's out! 😉

thank you so much for this.

tf does "slant devoutly" mean anyway. stupid ahh song

took the wife to the baked-potato-only lunch spot she loves and she demanded we make an extra stop for a dubai macha labubu latte with extra huzz

CROSSPOSTING THE TWITTER THREAD!

Today, in the wake of the card below jumping in price, I'd like to talk about overhyped garbage.

What cards have you been told to sleeve up in the side deck because of their supposed applications in a matchup - only to immediately discover they were terrible?

HUGE, EXTREMELY LONG AND VIRILE STREAM TONIGHT! we're doing it all - twitter thread, dooooling, a BOATLOAD of clash, and ludeo contest! okay
twitch.tv/mbtyugioh

IF I FEED YOU ZINC, WOULD YOU DIE?
"It would be raining meatballs."
YOU'RE A DU BAI.
"La Boo Boo."