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They're trying to make a new type of water, its called puppy water and its made from 100% recycled puppies and its also terrible

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Meaning you can easily get around it!

More on it here!
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#bluesky #age #verification #bypass

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Bury Me With My Money

Happy fourteenth anniversary to whatever this is.

burymewithmymoney.com

the actual best tumblr post is, of course, this iconic video from a-nice-frog that's resurfaced on my dash every few months for the last decade

Hollow Knight Silksong reviews are in!

IGN - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!!
GamesRadar - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!!
Metacritic - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!!
Gamespot - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!!
NintendoLife - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!!
Game Informer - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!!

When she's mad at first cause you turned on the playstation during sex but then she sees what game you booted up.

my friends are all making/redesigning their kidsona 's so ME TOO!! ME TOo please. :)

#homestuck #hsoc #hsbs

Heathcliff paints a robot posing in his living room. On his canvas, the robot stands with a fig leaf covering where his genitals would be; in real life, the robot is nude but he's like a Ken doll down there. Grandpa Nutmeg watches curiously while Iggy says "Grandma made him add the fig leaf."

28 Aug 2025

An Aasimar Bard, Siren Subclass (Homebrew)

A Chinchilla Toon (Homebrew) Trickster Cleric

A Dead Tree Dryad (Homebrew) Necromancy Wizard

A Halfling Drakewarden Ranger

Due to a hiatus in my DND Campaign, I thought it would be fun to make one player character for each Class. So part 1 of/3.5 (cause there's 14 classes lol) #dnd #oc #Bard #Cleric #Wizard #Ranger

To all those I hurt, betrayed, and let down: To all those I hurt, betrayed, and let down: I am sorry everyone. I will be taking one day off of playing Apple Man. I just can’t do it. I am sorry. I will play Apple Man again on Tuesday. I hope you...

there is something i need to address

docs.google.com/document/d/1...

someone asks me about my interests and any sense of me having a developed personality is instantly erased from my mind

a tired looking homestuck troll. it has light blue hair with white highlights and bat ear shaped horns. te's holding a giant bat plushy in a laying down pose, with one leg bent at the knee. te wears a simple t shirt and booty shorts, with thigh high dark blue and light blue mismatched socks. tempes hair is long, one side of tempes bangs is braided white hair while the other is not braided light blue hair and goes to about tempes shoulder. the rest of its hair is in a long light blue braid with white highlights that ends in a bell. the text next to the bell reads "bell to keep tem awake". the text reads: "Slushy Torpor. 12.5 sw / it - te/tem/tempes +tired. either gets 3 hours of sleep or 13 hours of sleep. no inbetween +would rather be in bed. maybe youre invited"

new #trollsona. sleepy rainy day bat-thang named slushy torpor..! te is a cerulean w/ chronic fatigue and so te's aaaalways on the verge of passing out. also it has a mild psychic influence on the weather... it's always raining when slushy's around. #homestuck #fantroll #hsoc

rough refsheet containing 2 fullbodies of a homestuck troll, named feonin sulivi (though this isn't written anywhere on the image.) the left image depicts it nude and scarred very heavily, mostly around the abdomen and feet, though there is at least one large scar on each limb, and the face. its horns protrude from one side of its forehead. they are made of a sort of crystallised blood. the lower parts are cerulean, the upper parts are yellow. an example of this 'hardblood' is depicted as a set of claws on a disembodied hand to its left. the other image depicts them in a heavy and clearly oversized tan winter coat with many pockets and straps. subtext implies that they probably want to cover up all their scars. text on the left reads that the scars are optional because they can heal, but will come back over a few days.

post-rainbowdrinkering ref for my rp blorbo who exists mostly to continually experience pain and perform pathologically concerning sex acts

#hsoc #homestuck #fantroll

screenshot from the off remaster trailer. dialog box has the text "you're insane." on it.

"your batter looks gnc as fuck"

i never did show yall my boy ianar. or maybe i did. who knows. [[the first two images are the most recent drawings of him]]

his design is currently under a lot of construction. more so, perfecting it enough to make a turnaround sheet.

what if a laptop was a girl

"homestuck cartoon adaptation pilot announced from the vivziepop studio and john is being played by toby fox" is the most insane possible news to wake up to. what the fuck is going on. what year is it

cyber girls

Many many people never get past a vague and oppressive sense that things are wrong, and it's hard to fault them for that. Material analysis is difficult.

drive journal #1

Happy 4th!

graaaa i forgot about bluesky transparency -_- here's kanaya again

NO

Graduated

another homeshit series request from tumblr, the prompt was "overjoyed dirk strider" but nepeta is here too

for you! #homestuck

dont think i ever posted this but my concept on how to revitalize the shoto ryu fighting game clone character into something interesting again is to make them a late-30s mom who gets cheered on by her kids while she fights in tournaments