Timbo Slice

Timbo Slice

@timmyeatworld.bsky.social

Hockey dad. Avs Rockies Movies

55 Followers 63 Following 146 Posts Joined Nov 2023
9 hours ago

RIP

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20 hours ago

If I really wanted to wax on about American baseball I might suggest that Team USA's stern, militaristic take on things is reflective of the greater American capitalist, patriarchal culture that forces men to stifle any expression of emotion save for anger and any act of unity save for violence

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2 days ago

I decided to check this and it's true: the Avs powerplay shots are, per-shot, nearly the least threatening in the league.

(Also, the Stars/Nights/Oilers are primarily generating better /quality/ shots rather than shooting more often (although there is some speed too, for EDM and VGK)).

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5 days ago
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RT @Jomboy_: Here's a full summary of how Team USA embarrassed themselves last night in the World Baseball Classic.

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5 days ago

not only is baseball Italian now, Vans are officially Italian footwear

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5 days ago

What shop?

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5 days ago

"Maybe he signed there to hit for them hurr hurr"

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1 week ago

Yeah but sometimes you gotta think outside the box, right? The PP is going to cost us playoff games as it stands

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1 week ago

"judo type sweep"

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1 week ago

Every time I lower my guard about Seth MacFarlane, he goes and does some new bullshit. Boo on this use of slop and his defending it

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1 week ago

That's baseball

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2 weeks ago
Quote from Washington Times editorial board

"[Radical liberals] don't realize that, when they express contempt for the man who holds the country's highest office, they reveal their contempt for the Americans who put him there."

Uh no...we definitely realize it.

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2 weeks ago

All sales final, Pittsburgh

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2 weeks ago

Ain't nobody going through the weekly class newsletter with a fine toothed comb

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2 weeks ago

If you watch Brady Tkachuk's Olympic experience backwards it's about a guy becoming so woke he donates gold to Italy, renounces his American citizenship, and joins the Ottawa Senators

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2 weeks ago
FBI Director Kash Patel partying with the victorious U.S. men’s hockey team at the Olympics

Brock Nelson, Jackson LaCombe, Jake Oettinger, Kyle Connor, & Jake Guentzel chose not to attend the U.S. men’s hockey team White House event today

Hard to remember a championship moment that lost its shine faster than this U.S. men’s hockey team win

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2 weeks ago
Corey Masiask: Some non-#Avs trade news:

All four guys who played in the gold medal game are back in Denver this morning. Brock Nelson skipped the White House/DC trip to come back here with his family. 

All four players are expected to be with the team in Utah tomorrow.

At least one US player, Brock Nelson, skipped the White House visit

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2 weeks ago

Hell of a play by Werenski, you don't see Nate get bodied like that too often

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3 weeks ago
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By the way, a reminder on Jack Hughes, since the grifters are already trying to hijack his postgame interview
www.vogue.com/article/meet...

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3 weeks ago

I definitely do not have the nervous system equipped to handle being a hockey fan. Y’all are giving yourselves tummy aches on lazy Sundays FOR WHAT

this is sick

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3 weeks ago

Remarkably short stride for a guy his size

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3 weeks ago
Preview
Five 2000 Movies for Five 2000 Pop Punk Albums by Rob DiCristino It wasn’t a phase, Mom.

Rob gets in on the 2000 month action by pairing five movies from that year with five pop punk albums from his youth: www.fthismovie.com/2026/02/five...

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1 month ago

Cartoon: If anyone in Chicago knows this school or an anti ICE organization affiliated with them I would be happy to donate this art. I only wish I could have fully Sal Buscema-ed that punch :)

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1 month ago
Old tweet from @shelfcomedy:

me: god, why must you give me your hardest battles
god: i don't. you are my weakest soldier and these battles are so easy. it's an email why are you crying

The morning so far

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1 month ago

Project Hail Mary!!!! If you haven’t read that, read it before movie comes out. Sooooo good.

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1 month ago

7 champs over the last 10 years seems pretty balanced tbh

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1 month ago
halftime show

what a shot

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1 month ago

Gods our powerplay is ass

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1 month ago

2005, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers. T-Storm rolled in during the opener (The Black Crows). By the time Petty hit the stage it was past us and settled in over south Lakewood putting on an incredible light show

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1 month ago
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Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: “He might have thought ‘how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said ‘this site was not subject to local zoning.’”

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