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@ryanando.bsky.social

Scottish Septum Gay with a number of tattoos. Glasses wearer. Singer/songwriter in absolutely no professional capacity. Artsy and craftsy around once a year. But also Gay.πŸŽ‰β¬…οΈ'scumbag leftist'β¬…οΈπŸŽ‰ (he/him/hey) πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ‘“πŸ¦„πŸŽΈπŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ Ώ My only other social is YouTube: @Ryanando

1,812 Followers 2,347 Following 2,849 Posts Joined Aug 2023
7 hours ago

It is definitely supposed to be a monkey at some point but I guess shes moving through the "uncut" phase to get there

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9 hours ago

Our preferences run in the family it would seem 🀣

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9 hours ago
An unfinished crochet sits on a table in my mum's house. It looks like a big ol' uncut dick but is in fact going to be a monkey

Mum is crocheting..... Something.

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11 hours ago

Choosing to believe this is a before and after picture.

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5 days ago

Glad I could help you respect your boundaries πŸ₯°πŸ₯ΉπŸ« 

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5 days ago

It's either that or nothing and I'm happy to see both

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6 days ago
A selfie of me in a grubby hotel mirror wearing a leather vest with white stripes cus I'm totally very innocent

Had a fun weekend in Glasgow at BearScots and a leather meet. #scruffsawitfirst

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6 days ago

My perfectly functional N64 controllers that are so well used the shaft of the joystick was leaving dusty plastic shavings all around the hole it sits in disagrees lol joycons were just made by a company that sucked to the point Nintendo had to offer repairs for free 🀣

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1 week ago

Tuuuurn around briiiight eyes! (Absolutely love this film)

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1 week ago

Jumpscare 🫣

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1 week ago
Preview
CHAR SIU PORK BURGERS Recipe These burgers are inspired by char siu, which is a Cantonese barbecue pork dish and a popular flavour in Chinese cuisine. We’ve used 5% fat pork mince to keep the calories low and have added some extr...

It's from a "pinch of nom" book, but the recipe is here:

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1 week ago
Four burger patties on the chopping board waiting to be cooked Close up of Pak choi and carrot salad Char Sui burger sitting on a salad of pak choi and carrots on a roll

Been craving this all week and I can honestly say cooking in our current kitchen makes me want to cry but these Char Sui pork burgers were ALMOST worth it. Almost. Fucking kitchen.

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1 week ago

Alas (and sometimes thankfully) we don't have HOA's in Scotland 🀣

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1 week ago

Years ago we went for a walk past our old house and laughed because our really awful neighbour's bin had been tipped over and was spilling out on the street. I took a picture and it occasionally gets presented as a memory and it makes me giggle at how petty I can be 🀣

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1 week ago

Amazing, clearly it was enjoying fucking you up 🀣 several takes is about 45 less than I do 🀣 every time I forget the words I can't help but just wholly malfunction 🀣

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1 week ago

There were STEPS to the MUSIC and everything, I CANT HELP IT IF YOU HAVE NO CULTURE πŸ’ƒπŸ€£

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1 week ago

Someone just liked this and reminded me of when I still had some fucking energy 🀣πŸ₯°πŸ˜­

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1 week ago

Love it. Going to need it on repeat thanks haha shout out to the distracting crow! I still have recorded anything in my new place so I haven't figured out where the distractions live yet 🀣

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1 week ago

Thank you very much πŸ₯° I'm a little tired today but I'll get through it πŸ₯°

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1 week ago

You'd definitely notice the difference if I posted the dreaded "before" 🀣

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2 weeks ago

How kind of you to say so, I hope it made you feel good about yourself. I shan't be changing in the meantime 😊

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2 weeks ago

Of all the things I'd rub in people's faces it's not that 🀣

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2 weeks ago

With the current exchange rate, that would be looking like £743,356.30 while feeling like £1.12 🀣

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2 weeks ago
Me sporting a fresh haircut and beard trim

It's medication day so I'm probably gonna feel a bit garbage for a couple of days but at least I have a fresh hair cut so I don't LOOK like garbage for a couple of days! #newhairwhodis

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2 weeks ago

Hello? Id like a refund for this MS? It seems to be functioning exactly as it should and I didn't actually sign up for that? 🀣😭

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2 weeks ago

If only labour politicians were still capable of learning from their mistakes or feeling shame 🀣

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2 weeks ago

Given that he's a fossil, maybe let's call it hybrid?

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2 weeks ago

Nooooooooo😭🀣

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2 weeks ago

Good morning.

If you've just woken up, the politics of hope just crushed the politics of fear and hatred (Labour-Reform).

It wasn't even close.

40.6% for the Greens. Reform second on 28.7%, Labour third on 25.4%.

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2 weeks ago

I tried so hard

And got so far

But in the end

No one fucking likes me

I joined Reform

To deport you all

But in the end

No one fucking likes me

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