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Horror (screen)writer. Visionary. Dreamweaver. Plus He-Man movie historian. (40, he/him)

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Any advice for Muppet Duckie?

04.10.2025 02:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a blonde woman in a purple shirt is standing in a hallway with other girls . ALT: a blonde woman in a purple shirt is standing in a hallway with other girls .

Happy Mean Girls Day to all who celebrate ๐ŸŽ‰

03.10.2025 12:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That looks so cool!

02.10.2025 23:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was really disappointed with this one. I donโ€™t even understand how it couldโ€™ve gone so wrong.

01.10.2025 03:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

JOSIE AND THE PUSSYCATS: Itโ€™s Karl Marxโ€™s HARD DAYโ€™S NIGHT Y2K and maybe everything cinema was meant to achieve. MVPs are Matthew Libatique (the cinematography is jubilant) and Parker Posey, who gives a performance so unhinged that she seems to be inventing new forms of acting with every syllable.

30.09.2025 03:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Officially a classic! You canโ€™t argue with a marquee!

30.09.2025 00:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I caught a random five second snippet of the finale on tv when I was a kid.
Still traumatized.

29.09.2025 02:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sweet sassy molassy. What did you use on those potatoes?

27.09.2025 02:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Ophelia, my white and brown cat, is a fat, fluffy harlot.

Ophelia, my white and brown cat, is a fat, fluffy harlot.

26.09.2025 23:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ugh. Alt text. Sorry.
Itโ€™s a plate of delicious cheese fries with an ungodly amount of bacon on top.

26.09.2025 23:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Iโ€™m an adult. Nobody can tell me this canโ€™t be dinner.

26.09.2025 23:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

S.W.A.T.Cats is copaganda.
There. I said it.

26.09.2025 03:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In 1973, George Lucas released a nostalgic movie about 1962. I used to think that was ridiculous, but right about now I could go for a story steeped in the carefree innocence of 2014.

23.09.2025 19:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 137    ๐Ÿ” 20    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

I know people are pretending itโ€™s not or like it makes you weak or something, but kindness is punk as fuck.

13.09.2025 20:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 288    ๐Ÿ” 62    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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I love this little display stand I bought on Etsy so I can be a little nerd and use it on movie night โ˜บ๏ธ

13.09.2025 04:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 909    ๐Ÿ” 39    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 27    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

I always wondered how that bridge worked. Such a unique designโ€ฆ

12.09.2025 12:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love how open they left it.
For me, itโ€™s the life he wishes he had flashing before his eyes. That last, lying little comfort.

11.09.2025 03:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One of the few movies I wish was remade!
But then it was but was somehow worse!

11.09.2025 02:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Said the actor to the bishop?

11.09.2025 01:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can handle my despair and anxiety like mature, well-balanced adult.
Thatโ€™s why Iโ€™m getting fucked up and watching Ernest Goes to Camp.

11.09.2025 00:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Article excerpt: "Critterz is reportedly being made on a budget of less than $30 million in just nine months, fractions of what is normally required for animated features. OpenAI, alongside LA- and London-based partners Native Foreign and Vertigo Films, willโ€ฆ"

Article excerpt: "Critterz is reportedly being made on a budget of less than $30 million in just nine months, fractions of what is normally required for animated features. OpenAI, alongside LA- and London-based partners Native Foreign and Vertigo Films, willโ€ฆ"

'Flow' cost $4M. 'Hundreds of Beavers' was shot in 12 weeks and cost $150,000. Artists rethink what movies are, techbros rethink how to shaft the people who make them.

www.theverge.com/news/773584/...

09.09.2025 00:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1265    ๐Ÿ” 355    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12

If I had a friend who said to me "may every day be another beautiful secret," I'd kill them

08.09.2025 23:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 649    ๐Ÿ” 72    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

I love that whole EP!

08.09.2025 23:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Has anyone mentioned the songs from Smile 2? Very solid pop jams from the fictional singer.

08.09.2025 23:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

wish there was an event similar to renaissance fairs but for pretending its the 90s

07.09.2025 19:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 162    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Ugh, I hate that.
Think itโ€™s a tariff thing?

07.09.2025 16:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I feel pretty good until I remember any of the current things

06.09.2025 00:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 178    ๐Ÿ” 38    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Trump Admin to Name Skeletor Secretary of Having Flesh

05.09.2025 12:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Worm Brainยฎ

19.05.2025 19:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 293    ๐Ÿ” 59    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Iโ€™m catching up on SNW now and Iโ€™m *so happy* to finally get an episode focusing on Ortegas!

05.09.2025 02:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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