Boy Wonder

Went camping and a crow stole my Funyuns

Demi has me in the biggest chokehold with this new album

Just went to the dentist for the first time in 4 years (finally got dental insurance). It feels so refreshing, but they said I’ve been taking great care of my teeth 🤗

The old man on the train who got up to take pictures of his sleeping wife while he chuckled about it is my spirit animal

Listening to 5 hours of rain sounds on the train

Everyone in Chicago is so pretty, I love it here

Surviving off of bread and sprite today

Getting st*ned, and playing Zoo Tycoon

I’ve had heartburn for like 2 days straight. Make it stop 😩

Spent the entirety of yesterday st*ned, ate lots of snacks, and took 3 naps. It was truly amazing.

You’re a fugly bitch if you steal your server’s pen at a restaurant.

Just wanna go home and read comic books

We truly don’t deserve her

Thank u, Kesha

Can’t believe I missed it

Rude as hell, you don’t deserve that

He really was doing the lord’s works 🥵

Who wants me to be their sugar baby?

Damn, ok!!!

If it weren’t for the fact that I finally have health insurance again, I would quit my job so fast and go back to my old one. I miss that place so much.

Hot damn 🥵

I didn’t work for three days, and now being back is miserable.
I just know a life of leisure is what I’m meant for.

Was the new Jurassic Park and The Old Guard 2 yesterday. Both of them were extremely fun, and pretty entertaining rides!
I hope both of them get another installment.

Anytime!

It looks so perfect

My sunburn has entered the super itchy and peeling phase, and now I hate reality even more.

So I got to watch the house they were still building behind my place burn down last night.
It brought me a lot of joy.

I just paid rent so I guess Pride Month is over 🥲

Daaamn

You’ve come so far!! You’re looking great, king! Keep up the good work!