Felt the need to post this bad boi again
29.01.2025 12:23 β π 142 π 27 π¬ 4 π 0@daviedaustin.bsky.social
Felt the need to post this bad boi again
29.01.2025 12:23 β π 142 π 27 π¬ 4 π 0Detail : View of Dresden by Moonlight, by Johan Christian Dahl (1788-1857)
#art #painting #illustration
Historic TV Moments: David Lunch agrees to be on The Cleveland Show." David Lynch holds a coffee mug that says #1 Director and a phone rings off the hook. He answer it "hello?" He takes a sip from his coffee. He then says "yeah, sure."
RIP David Lynch. I loved him dearly.
16.01.2025 23:08 β π 14270 π 1928 π¬ 51 π 25Who was in charge of font spacing for this episode of MR. ED?
29.12.2024 23:29 β π 25786 π 2581 π¬ 1574 π 423A man picks up a condom and says "Jeez, I'm so bad at putting these on." Somehow, he manages to get the entire condom around every part of his body except his penis. Rapidly losing oxygen, he struggles "mmmph mmmphh." His partner reaches out and shouts "Oh God!" He cradles Tyler's lifeless corpse in a similar pose to La Pieta. He cries to the heavens "He's dead! He suffocated to death!." His expression becomes long-drawn, his facial muscles hanging loosely off their bones, deflated with grief. He bargains with the universe, asking himself "why? why didn't I let him hit it raw?"
10.12.2024 17:01 β π 8351 π 711 π¬ 65 π 25one of my abilities is to never remember a single thing about hunter biden
02.12.2024 01:56 β π 120 π 3 π¬ 9 π 0It never stops being weird watching homophobes dance to YMCA, the most popular gay anthem of all time.
29.11.2024 23:39 β π 76000 π 8890 π¬ 1494 π 369Itβs thanksgiving!
Itβs imperative to take time today to acknowledge the land we exist on.
Itβs okay to share time with loved ones and eat good food, but itβs important that we recognize everything we are thankful for comes at a price, a price *somebody* is paying it (indigenous and black bodies)
Sketch for The Revolt of Cairo (1810)
Art by Anne Louis Girodet-TriosonΒ (French, 1767 - 1824)
Do you think Nardwuar ever discovered something extremely dark and terrible about a musician but decided not to say to preserve his career and his soul is being slowly devoured by the burden of this knowledge?
23.11.2024 13:46 β π 3658 π 230 π¬ 97 π 15Street art perfection!
22.11.2024 12:09 β π 39989 π 3529 π¬ 903 π 182#booksky
20.11.2024 14:18 β π 14624 π 1878 π¬ 130 π 84weezer was right. what IS with these homies dissing my girl?
20.11.2024 03:44 β π 5069 π 378 π¬ 82 π 17Okay cool so it wasnβt me who sucked it was the 150.00 dollar trumpet I bought from Amazon that sucked
18.11.2024 23:10 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A man is tied to a chair. Two feds approach him. One says "Feed him the gusher!" The restrained man objects "NO! NO!" They forced feed the candy to him and his head turns into a giant apple. A tear rolls down his eye and he says "I used to be a man."
16.11.2024 16:43 β π 31042 π 2845 π¬ 192 π 91This cartoon is spot on.
15.11.2024 13:34 β π 26684 π 4054 π¬ 271 π 133MYEHHH
15.11.2024 13:48 β π 147 π 26 π¬ 4 π 5BREAKING NEW: Food and Drug Administration to be headed by the Late, Great, Hannibal Lecter.
14.11.2024 11:24 β π 56800 π 4836 π¬ 1261 π 343They fight for the fetus because the fetus doesnβt ask anything of them. The moment the fetus becomes a baby they will do everything they can to cut the programs that feed the child, clothe the child and educate the child. And the mother will be labeled a βWelfare Queenβ the moment she seeks help!
13.11.2024 16:45 β π 13742 π 2116 π¬ 310 π 93