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Felt the need to post this bad boi again

29.01.2025 12:23 β€” πŸ‘ 142    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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Detail : View of Dresden by Moonlight, by Johan Christian Dahl (1788-1857)

#art #painting #illustration

28.01.2025 06:26 β€” πŸ‘ 569    πŸ” 74    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3
Historic TV Moments: David Lunch agrees to be on The Cleveland Show." David Lynch holds a coffee mug that says #1 Director and a phone rings off the hook. He answer it "hello?" He takes a sip from his coffee. He then says "yeah, sure."

Historic TV Moments: David Lunch agrees to be on The Cleveland Show." David Lynch holds a coffee mug that says #1 Director and a phone rings off the hook. He answer it "hello?" He takes a sip from his coffee. He then says "yeah, sure."

RIP David Lynch. I loved him dearly.

16.01.2025 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 14270    πŸ” 1928    πŸ’¬ 51    πŸ“Œ 25
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Who was in charge of font spacing for this episode of MR. ED?

29.12.2024 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 25786    πŸ” 2581    πŸ’¬ 1574    πŸ“Œ 423
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A man picks up a condom and says "Jeez, I'm so bad at putting these on." Somehow, he manages to get the entire condom around every part of his body except his penis. Rapidly losing oxygen, he struggles "mmmph mmmphh." His partner reaches out and shouts "Oh God!" He cradles Tyler's lifeless corpse in a similar pose to La Pieta. He cries to the heavens "He's dead! He suffocated to death!." His expression becomes long-drawn, his facial muscles hanging loosely off their bones, deflated with grief. He bargains with the universe, asking himself "why? why didn't I let him hit it raw?"

A man picks up a condom and says "Jeez, I'm so bad at putting these on." Somehow, he manages to get the entire condom around every part of his body except his penis. Rapidly losing oxygen, he struggles "mmmph mmmphh." His partner reaches out and shouts "Oh God!" He cradles Tyler's lifeless corpse in a similar pose to La Pieta. He cries to the heavens "He's dead! He suffocated to death!." His expression becomes long-drawn, his facial muscles hanging loosely off their bones, deflated with grief. He bargains with the universe, asking himself "why? why didn't I let him hit it raw?"

10.12.2024 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 8351    πŸ” 711    πŸ’¬ 65    πŸ“Œ 25

one of my abilities is to never remember a single thing about hunter biden

02.12.2024 01:56 β€” πŸ‘ 120    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

It never stops being weird watching homophobes dance to YMCA, the most popular gay anthem of all time.

29.11.2024 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 76000    πŸ” 8890    πŸ’¬ 1494    πŸ“Œ 369
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It’s thanksgiving!

It’s imperative to take time today to acknowledge the land we exist on.

It’s okay to share time with loved ones and eat good food, but it’s important that we recognize everything we are thankful for comes at a price, a price *somebody* is paying it (indigenous and black bodies)

29.11.2024 02:11 β€” πŸ‘ 240    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sketch for The Revolt of Cairo (1810)

Art by Anne Louis Girodet-TriosonΒ (French, 1767 - 1824)

22.11.2024 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do you think Nardwuar ever discovered something extremely dark and terrible about a musician but decided not to say to preserve his career and his soul is being slowly devoured by the burden of this knowledge?

23.11.2024 13:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3658    πŸ” 230    πŸ’¬ 97    πŸ“Œ 15
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Street art perfection!

22.11.2024 12:09 β€” πŸ‘ 39989    πŸ” 3529    πŸ’¬ 903    πŸ“Œ 182
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#booksky

20.11.2024 14:18 β€” πŸ‘ 14624    πŸ” 1878    πŸ’¬ 130    πŸ“Œ 84

weezer was right. what IS with these homies dissing my girl?

20.11.2024 03:44 β€” πŸ‘ 5069    πŸ” 378    πŸ’¬ 82    πŸ“Œ 17

Okay cool so it wasn’t me who sucked it was the 150.00 dollar trumpet I bought from Amazon that sucked

18.11.2024 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character is giving a thumbs up in front of an ultraman official banner ALT: a cartoon character is giving a thumbs up in front of an ultraman official banner
18.11.2024 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A man is tied to a chair. Two feds approach him. One says "Feed him the gusher!" The restrained man objects "NO! NO!" They forced feed the candy to him and his head turns into a giant apple. A tear rolls down his eye and he says "I used to be a man."

A man is tied to a chair. Two feds approach him. One says "Feed him the gusher!" The restrained man objects "NO! NO!" They forced feed the candy to him and his head turns into a giant apple. A tear rolls down his eye and he says "I used to be a man."

16.11.2024 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 31042    πŸ” 2845    πŸ’¬ 192    πŸ“Œ 91
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This cartoon is spot on.

15.11.2024 13:34 β€” πŸ‘ 26684    πŸ” 4054    πŸ’¬ 271    πŸ“Œ 133
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MYEHHH

15.11.2024 13:48 β€” πŸ‘ 147    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 5

BREAKING NEW: Food and Drug Administration to be headed by the Late, Great, Hannibal Lecter.

14.11.2024 11:24 β€” πŸ‘ 56800    πŸ” 4836    πŸ’¬ 1261    πŸ“Œ 343
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They fight for the fetus because the fetus doesn’t ask anything of them. The moment the fetus becomes a baby they will do everything they can to cut the programs that feed the child, clothe the child and educate the child. And the mother will be labeled a β€œWelfare Queen” the moment she seeks help!

13.11.2024 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 13742    πŸ” 2116    πŸ’¬ 310    πŸ“Œ 93

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