The mechanic had a dick of death on him and sperm tanks built for breeding

Taking his neighbors raw cock while the boyfriend drove off to work. Being impregnated in the first week of moving into the new place. They'll have to make room for the baby too bad the boyfriend doesn't know it's not his sperm knocking up that egg

Happy motherfucking heart day

Peppa and I got matching track suit sets to go jogging in.

She fucking hates wearing it. LOL

I don't get the super bowl hype. The unit I'm working on is watching it and all the patients are yelling at the TV in excitement and I'm sitting here counting down until I can go on break. Im so over this game and it's only the first quarter.

Im the top listener of Tove Lo music in all of YouTube Music. Woot woot

Yay tax returns were accepted. Couldn't remember my pin from last year so they kept being rejected.finally figured it out after five tries. Here comes a spare rent payment!

Who are Lyft drivers talking to that long? Like, I take a car50 minutes to campus some days and some drivers talk the whole time. I can't imagine im the only ride they talk through in their day. Who could they like that much that they could talk to someone on the phone that long? Other drivers?

This Baltic cold rain can either turn to snow or go away, please and thank you. I don't enjoy trekking home nor to work in damp coldness while wearing scrubs. Just be snow and make me happy or be fire and brimstone. Those are your two options, Mother Nature.

Another day. Another shift.

Rewatching Steel Magnolias. My professor and I quote this movie all the time. When I'm talking too much in class, they tell me to shut up, then give me a look and say they "love me more than their luggage" and it makes me smile.

Im such a Roger.
#iykyk

Being home from work with covid sucks but new Harley Quinn and Kite Man episodes pass the time. Oh, and reruns of Gossip Grrrrrl.

Leisurely remote lecture tonight for my Disabilities: Diagnosis and Interventions college course. Yay behavioral health. Yay human services! Yay psychology.

Bloop.

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Have you ever yearned so hard for the person sitting right next to you, and all your advances are denied. All your hopes and dreams are dangled in front of you and lit on fire night after night, still you go back? And yet, night after night, you watch the fire dwindle.

If you're not following Elmo's socials, you're missing out on a therapeutic, genuine caring Furry checking in on you.

Shadowing my first overnight shift at the hospital. Getting into my rhythm at work slowly. Feeling more confident in my approach. But 730am can't come soon enough.
#PsychDaddy
#WerrrrkDaddy
#SupportNotStigma
#MentalHealthAwareness

Showtime!

Not my husband rocking the stubble beard... If he allows that unibrow to come together and I may be expecting twins.

Off to see Mike Flanagan at City Winery. See y'all there.

So excited to see my brother bear, Mike Flanagan, perform tonight at City Winery Boston. It's been so long since I've had the opportunity to send him perform live and each time has been such an outstanding show. Break a leg tonight, brother. Arrooowoofslurp

Do it. I dare you, bro.
#crotchshot
#yogadaddy
#kissmoreboys
#cowboyoop

12* in Boston and I'm still getting my twaty iced no foam, half caf, skinny grrrl, no foam matcha latte. Yes, the earphones are to ignore your side side eye, twat. Kisses

Do you even bottom bro? I bet you do. I bet your hole is swole,broseph. Wanna be my gymbro?

#GymSelfie
#ThirstPit
#PitPic
#DickPicBeDamned

First shadow shift of the week complete for the new job. Off to yoga with Sully @ ThePhoenixBoston. Join us, won't you?

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