you could join da mile high club
I uhhh gotta pee
Babe you don’t understand, I’ve only seen her tits once
Shae Guevara
He is a bro, he is not subversive, he is just versive, no amount of tattoos and lip piercings can detract from the fact that you are not the underdog, you are the overdog, you are culture and you are a bro
I will not believe the people when they say mgk is anti bro; he has 15 million followers on Spotify, 3 songs with almost a billion plays, mf was even nominated for best rock album a couple years ago at the Grammys; he is not counter culture, he just straight up is culture
Lol so apparently there’s a site that’s been reporting and doxxing people who are making fun of Charlie kirks death
Everyone wants to have a conversation about gun violence but no one wasn’t to talk about how Charlie Kirk was spouting hate speech
My favorite vids are kitten bathing videos because theyre scruffing the kittens and that’s where their zero reflex kicks in and the owners look like they’re holding an 18lb trout they caught in a river
I’m glad dril is on threads bc without him, threads is just Reddit, like I know you shouldn’t just go on the fyp because it’s just omega cancer and aids, but I only glance at the fyp because they have some breaking news tidbits
How to play milk of Madonna by deftones (almost)
How to play infinite source by deftones
Mine got turned off when I was born and Idk how to turn it back on, I can’t find the settings
Us autistics need a heads up display
Trying something out… well enough alone alone in F#
My safe space is your moms pussy
Saw someone say the other day that being a fat preteen girl would crush the egos of most men, and while I agree, you gotta remember that I got made fun of by fat preteen girls as a fat autistic preteen boy
If you’re gonna cook, consider including all your ingredients next time!
I’ve always had a pilot for a cooking show where a d list chef is really confident at cooking food horribly to the point where it’s inedible and they have to eat what they make at the end
I was enamored by her tiny forehead and large feet
Has anyone transvestigated trump yet
im always tempted to go on fb and post "Who got tar hmu" as a joke but like A) most people wouldnt recognize it as a joke/ find it funny and B) im a "grown man" in my 30s so yeah
Saw a girl at Safeway with a shirt that said “Jesus napped too” and I wanted to castrate myself with a rusty chainsaw
death stranding 2: he go poo poo
death stranding 3: he go pee pee
death stranding 4: he make a big snore
death stranding 5: he say goodbye
Hi, I’m molly.
Molly Percocet.
When a girl is racist it’s like woah look out everybody it’s Adolf Clitler
We need to fund the mythbusters youtube channel, having full episodes is so awesome but having them in 480p in 2025 is criminally evil, give them more money for increased bandwidth on videos
Amazing that liberals are so anti war yet when Ukraine drone strikes Russian air bases, they go “🥰 yay war and destruction 🥰”
Having a #femboydinner before I go to bed
Out of all the movies being remade today, they could not remake the first Rambo movie about a war vet with ptsd going to war with the police who brutalized him when he arrived in town
