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Hey fellow bad brain havers. Reminder that everyone does NOT secretly hate you, they are too busy for that.

Context: this speech is from SIR THOMAS MORE, a history written, as near as scholars can tell, in the early 1600s by 6 or 7 people including Dekker, Heywood, Chettle, Shakespeare, and Munday.

It was never performed, because Jacobean England was a police state and it was banned by the censor.

A downy woodpecker sits on a spruce on a sunny winter day. "Ahh... Febuary" it says. Close up on it correcting "Febrary" then "Febberary..." then finally "Frebrury"

Ferbruary #oldknees

Aniimo lookin' pretty good

I have no way of confirming any of this, but assume it's true.

I’ve got something to show you. Feat. @brettdomino

Top 5 meals that can be ordered with extra cheese

Pretty sure the steps are:
1) dump all the pieces on the table
2) remove the cat
3) begin assembling based on instructions
4) remove the cat
5) search the floor for the missing piece the cat was playing with

A small robot mobile espresso machine delivering a white cup on a carpeted floor. Corin Wells asking if the machine is single.

Woman in a black-and-white patterned top points excitedly toward the left while standing behind a colorful game-show buzzer podium.

R2Decaf is in fact spoken for

To think the generations that lived through Beanie Babies investment future would be duped this easily

A screenshot from Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give you up music video

A screenshot from Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give you up music video

A screenshot from Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give you up music video

A photograph of the seminary gym in knives out. It has the same window.

Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.

I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.

Merry Christmas! Let’s go kill Skeletrex

Laura Palmer's Theme

Hope everyone has a warm and cozy longest night!

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Empty blowpipe is a bop.

Thank you! I was hoping to get this emote

Why do I keep painting dudes in man caves?

#brodalisques #mancave #arthistorynerd #oilpainting #art

The camera hovers above a smiling Sea of Thieves pirate. Her hair transitions from red to gold from root to tip. Three playing cards, all aces, are pinned to the right side of her hair that frames her face in soft, form fitting waves in a 1920's style.

Nothing suits my pirate better than the Lucky Hand Styled Hair.

Tinker Swift, Taylor Swift, Soldier Swift, Spy Swift

Roller Derby for Everybody: A History and Culture of Inclusivity The first thing you learn in roller derby is how to fall.

I did remember a Smithsonian article on it. Otherwise I could only think of the WFTDA (women's flat track derby association) that might have more background. folklife.si.edu/magazine/his...

A golden retriever holding an octopus in its mouth, so it looks like tentacles

The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)

Tweet by Jason @longwall26 My cat, an idiot: Those ornaments look exactly like my toys. Why can't I play with them? Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord

Glad I saved this by @longwall26.bsky.social

if you have trouble writing alt text and are unsure how to go about it, i would read this guide! www.perkins.org/resource/how...

this really nifty graphic works too!

Seconding @divandinc.bsky.social's amazing community building, and charity work through the new Pride Brigade AA.

Nominating @insideagain.bsky.social who has put a ton of effort into organizing fundraisers this year for Texas flood relief, and suicide prevention as well.

And just dang nice pirates

strangely inspirational

AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

A Sea of Thieves pirate wearing the Paradise Garden outfit, with rainbow wings, stands in front of a stained glass window. Geometric patterns of multicolored light cover the floor around her while she looks face up into the rays of light, arms thrown back behind her, as if soaking it in.

"Dancing Light"
Theme: Colourful Captures

#SoTShot
@seaofthieves.com