ToeKneeArmAss

This stat had me scratching my head until I went back to bbref and figured out that it means:

(Strikeouts-Walks)/BattersFaced

(Personally I would have included HBP)

I know right? You'd think they'd have better glass inspectors.

I once worked for a man whom I described as blissfully unencumbered by any need to be consistent. I've been thinking of him a lot recently.

Incredible, fucking incredible.

Even so, she'll always be the Jewish space lasers idiot to me.

Ya know, I was sure the day would never come when I would agree with MTG. And yet, here we are.

If Grok could deliver photo-realistic experiences, don't you think he'd have a better headshot?

Motion to start referring to tariffs as "the war on Christmas"

To be fair, just about everyone would shut down under Trump. Ask Melania.

These Google AI analytics ads on the #MLB feeds are so bad. Analyzing who hops over the foul line, or who taps the bat, and comparing to performance? That's the exact wrong way to use analytics. Uncovering spurious correlations and imputing causality. Embarassing.

I love him as a director. But as a sports fan, sad Spike Lee is my favorite Spike Lee. #RedSox #Yankees

During these troubled times, marked by so much divisiveness, I take some solace in knowing that today, the politically, ethnically, and religiously diverse fan bases representing 29 out of 30 baseball teams are united in their shared hatred of the #Yankees.

Very strange.

Buy a bottle of #Tylenol or another brand of #acetaminophen today, even if you don't need it! If you can, buy two. We can't let Mango Mussolini and his thugs intimidate or distract us. #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles!

Of course, Americans alienate like 99.9% of other country nationals simply by being themselves, so ... /end

Seems a lot of visitors to the US (esp. NYC) buy Yankees hats as souvenirs. They are 1 of 30 baseball teams, and fans of the other 29 all hate them. So you're alienating like 90% of Americans (if you care). FWIW, Mets hats are considerably less offensive. 1/2

Been thinking about you a lot lately, boyo

Wes Anderson's Apocalypse Now

Like, literally a different person

When the history of this dark time in America is written, the ultimate causes will be distilled down to:
1. Decades of underfunding public education, and
2. The Citizens United decision

Perhaps the grand jury indicted the ham sandwich instead?

He *is* unwell, isn't he? Shame

We live in Texas (I know, don't judge). We've been to both Banff and Whistler this year

While most golf courses are "pay to play", this one takes it to another level

From your keyboard to God's feed