Simeon

I would totally go there by the way.

What a job! Imagine if KJU looked away just at the right moment and you had to do it again.

Most moist eyes... compliment.

I can never understand why a country far from our geographic influence, that we do next to no trade with carries such a strong political influence in this country.

They’ve left and are no longer talking to him.

Same. Tried with my binoculars but the phone just kept trying to focus on the binoculars themselves.

Mostly “why doesn’t my printer work anymore?”

They can’t cope with the colour scheme.

He needs some sunlight.

Cowboy Bebop

Just donated three codes here.

Physically or metaphorically?

Let her watch the footy!

Just end up reading the shampoo bottle labels.

Tried and succeeded.

Absolutely can't stand the blatant racism on Twitter at the moment. Seriously can't see how Aboriginal people can take this.

A step down from his usual doona covers.

"Yes Techno... Tech-no... yes, like the music. Yeah. Mechanicus... not mechanic, Mechanicus. Mechanic-cus, with a US on the end"

At least somebody is satisfied.

Game changer for downtown real estate.

Wasn't the NBN going to provide a satellite (cluster?) with a cringy name? Sky Muster?

Didn’t he get knighted for that?

My favourite character.

Necessary ergonomics.

A SKELETONE THINKIN ABOUT DA PROPER "WORK LIFE BALLENCE" AND IT TURN'S OUT ITS TO FUCK OF FOR 24 HOUR'S PER DAY AND DO EXACTEY WHAT YOU WANT, EVEN IF YOUR BLASTIN CIG'S AND DRINKIN DA FREE COFFEE AT WORK IT STILL SUCK'S!! AND YOUR GONGA BE TIRED ANYWAY SO WHO GIVE'S A SHIT ABOUT SLEPPING, AND DA PHONE HAS ALL OF LIFE'S GOOD SHIT ON IT,, IF ITS SO BAD WHY ARE ALL MY FREIND'S ON THEIR, AND DA TEXT SAYS : 0 HOUR'S FOR WORK , 0 HOUR'S FOR REST ,24 HOUR'S FOR KICKEN ASS & LOOKEN AT MY PHONE" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

HOW TO SPEND YOU"RE TIME - dashare.zone ADMIN

Between 1957 to 1961, Jim Henson produced 179 commercials for Wilkins Coffee.Part Two: https://youtu.be/YekqG7w3qWAPart Three: https://youtu.be/WtHMD-nYjeg Vintage Jim Henson Commericals - Wilkins Coffee (Part One of Three)

@droolingdrummer.bsky.social seen these?

youtu.be/Xn8zhYnCjtA?...

My border collie, who is apparently 1/8th Kelpie is absolutely uninterested in fetching anything. Completely at odds with the other 3 borders that I have had in the past who loved balls and sticks.

Can the timeline go sideways please?

*Surely* it's just someone squeezing your erect penis while sucking air through their teeth, like a plumber deciding how much they are going to charge.

Book keepers that can steal wages undetectably cost more. You just can't get them these days...