Konstantin Haase

“Less quantity, more high-quality tourism?” I think you meant to say “please, only rich people?”

Do you prefer light mode or dork mode?

If you send this message to 20 of your friends, your Bluesky logo will turn red.

Sorry should have added some exclamation marks for my international audience!!!

Dogs are absolutely amazing. Such pure excitement to see you. Can’t get that from a human. I miss the little guy.

I feel way more rational when writing English than when writing German. 🤷

What's your favorite song at the moment?

Screenshot of the introduction from a paper called “We’ll always have Paris. Really?”, with the sentenced “Or will they?” highlighted.

My kinda paper. #Casablanca

Classic!

Dress code for the event is “business romantic”

Soon!

“It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It's called living.” – Terry Pratchett

#terrypratchett #discworld #gnuterrypratchett

Man, I post a lot of random shit across my various accounts that probably doesn't mean anything to anyone but me.

*Finnish

“Go on, prove me wrong. Destroy the fabric of the universe. See if I care.”

Georgian: We don't do nested quotes.
Finish: You can figure out where the quote starts and where it ends.
Galician: We choose chaos.

Why would I blame anyone else when my ability to blame myself knows no limits?

So pretty! Especially with the flowers!

This lives in my head rent-free

In Maasduinen, just in a bike trip from across the border.

In the Netherlands right now. They call them “Flemish Fries” here. 😂

Want

The boiling point of water (according to the International Temperature Scale and under atmospheric pressure) is not 100℃, but 99.974℃.

Life is a never-ending cycle of pain and misery. Congrats on making it this far!

The large print giveth, and the small print taketh away.

Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes. They've got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses. And what's with all the carrots? What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?

I don’t work on Fridays.

Love helpful error messages.

We got on the warm Riesling instead. Especially fun with everyone except Stephan and me working.

Drinking game: listen to any history podcast, take a shot whenever the podcaster says that something “began in earnest.”