I thought I forgot all my Portuguese after I went back to Spanish on #duolingo but now that I’m in Porto I’m sort of killing it?

booked a bed in a hostel in Porto for tonight, then looked up where to watch Club World Cup - first answer is a 9 minute walk from my hostel. fuck yeah

honestly can’t decide which take is more racist: “end all immigration” or “end immigration except for STEM geniuses”

I can no longer swear in a court of law that bananas have any effect whatsoever on the taste of a smoothie.

if you’re wondering when #thepenguin gets good, it’s episode 4.

apparently boo netflix bc people were dying to watch some dbag beat up a senior citizen and they had difficulty doing so

I am so glad I listened to the person who recommended I watch #Arcane bc damn is it good. like HOLY SHIT good.

what noise does a butterfly make? am I good to keep calling this tweeting or what