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SCOTUS oral arguments in Mahmoud v. Taylor are in 5 minutes.

What is Mahmoud v. Taylor? The Don't Say Gay case out of Maryland and the Fourth Circuit.

Gather round. 🧵

The semiregular shitty ritual of refreshing supremecourt.gov waiting for the oral argument audio like have they started yet

have they started yet

maybe now

still no? ok

Tyson's walkout with no entourage was not planned, he just destroyed his whole team in the warmup

Bluesky,

Today is my 2nd day on here as an escapee from The Bad Place. I am BEGGING y’all to repost this

I have $80,000 in scholarship money to give away to women and girls NATIONWIDE. I worked so hard to raise this money. Applications open THIS week. I’m scared the mass migration will impact this

this rules

🇳🇿 #nzpol

mental health break? you bet it did

For years I’ve watched feminists try and raise awareness about the unrestricted mass influence of incel culture, Andrew Tate, and reactionary misogynistic rhetoric. And now some Dems are saying the problem is identifying “toxic masculinity” too much. I actually think it’s the opposite!

a stick figure sits on the floor with a pink bow emoji on its head. the text above the stick figure reads, "i just need to lock in." the background of the image is heavily scribbled, obscuring the full visibility of the stick figure, but not of the text above.

so, uh...... hi again everyone hahahahahah, how is everyone's non-eventful, precedented week going?

Your tax day reminder that trickle-down economics is a cruel hoax designed to enrich the wealthy and corporations while draining money for the middle class and the poor.

Don't let billionaires fool you into thinking we shouldn't tax the rich.

if you want to know how the trump hush money livestream is going, someone has been playing yankee doodle on flute for the past 5 minutes

"bibi, cut the crap 😡"

someone let me know if biden changes his stance on dickriding israel or if i gotta schedule a trip to dc to throw tomatoes at the white house

learning this news makes me itch

don't ask me about the state of the union, what happens between 5pm and 9am is none of my business. i'll figure out the highlights in the morning sometime

“S” is for “Shrinkflation”: Cookie Monster draws right-wing anger for taking a bite out of corporate greed

continuing to add to the evidence that i operate in the most unserious of ways, today i was a professional cookie monster defender & this has been my favorite piece i've written to date:

if you wanna know where i disappeared to for three months, i'll have you know that i moved the bluesky app to the second page of my socials folder and forgot it was there. for three whole months. anyways, hi!

rip anthony bourdain you would have loved november 29th 2023

henry kissinger won't see your skeets calling him evil, but your war criminal friends will

photo from @breakingmews.bsky.social of the office shiba wearing a cowboy hat and shouting into an orange and white megaphone while standing on the office desk being watched on a zoom call by your friend darth the red panda

"ABORTION, POT, AND TRANS RIGHTS MR PRESIDENT"

This is easily the most menacing messy girl-gay best friend combo I've ever seen

a poorly drawn image of hello kitty is seen with a wide smile, with her hands rubbing together in a sinister fashion

me evil cackling at kevin mccarthy's ousting while also knowing that our government is once again in a state of chaos with mere weeks to avert a government shutdown (i am stressed but will have a teehee regardless)

based on my screen time last week, maybe that's the best course of action for me ngl

Sepia toned black and white photo of a scruffy medium haired dark tabby kitten being held aloft by a white male hand coming from outside the frame. The kitten look proudly into the distance and has a light colored ribbon bow around its neck.

A handful! Postcard from my collection, no date.

i think i have to finally put my trust in astrology because venus retrograde did indeed snatch my relationship on the very last day of retrograde. on the bright side, this now means i can embarrass myself on first dates again, so y'all are welcome for the upcoming date content i'll provide 🤭