Michael Elliott

There has not been a single flight journey I have been on in the past 3 years that has gone smoothly and I need to fight a universal entity about it

Neytiri, the woman that you are

Me in 2005: Playing Kirby Air Ride and Metroid Prime far too late in a cozy blanket

Me in 2025: Playing Kirby Air Riders and Metroid Prime 4 far too late in a cozy blanket

It wasn’t perfect, but damn, I had an absolute blast with Dispatch.

Yo Godot kind of kicks ass?

I just has the worst most accidental yet avoidable teamkill in Rainbow Six Siege ever and I’m going to lose sleep over this

I hope it’s not spoilery or pedantic to clear it up, at least the latter half!

Rooms that you’ve explored are filled in on your map only upon resting at a bench.

As for why *some* of the map is pre-drawn, I think it’s a nudge with the narrative that the map maker happened to explore those rooms.

This is making me forget if Silksong explains the map filling in or if it was knowledge transferred from Hollow Knight

Having a daughter is sick as hell actually

Trans rights are human rights.

Dave Portnoy tweet saying ‘absolutely disgusting and disturbing video from Charlie Kirk shooting today. Hoping for the best for him and his family. Anybody who is happy about this is a disgusting human.’

Pop Crave Tweet: ‘Barstool Sports CEO Dave Portnoy says he hopes a missile hits Greta Thunberg’s boat as she sails away with aid: “I hope they hit a f*cking, like, a missile on her boat. Knock that boat down. Greta or whatever her name is”

This explains it better than I can

"Only 3 devs"

Hmmm

"With help from contractors"

So more than 3 devs then

It’s not required for 112%!

THRICE

TWICE

I’ve never fought that boss :o

‪I BEAT HIM ONCE IN A 1:1‬

a close up of a cartoon cat with big eyes looking out of a hole in the ground . Alt: a close up of a cartoon lemur with big eyes looking out of a hole while crying.

Me, upon reaching the end of Pantheon 4 and meeting Pure Vessel

My contract with Blizzard ends in one month. I'm still looking for a fulltime role as a senior writer or narrative designer! If you need someone who can write poetic prose, emotive dialogue, and sharp stories, I'm here. ✨

I love being the father of my daughter so much

Okay so Pantheon of the Knight progress is good!

Can reliably get to the fifth boss (white defender) with decent health. Gonna practice that one!

111%!!!

OH MY GOD I DID IT I AM SHAKING THAT WAS SO RIDICULOUSLY CLEAN

11:35

‪I’ve seen the Nailsage twice tonight. I cannot sleep until this is done.‬

I have officially no-hit every boss up to this guy, but he shreds me no matter how much I practice him individually

‪FREE ME FROM THIS GREY BUG PLEASE‬

‪It is utterly wild how perfectly and quickly I can get to Zote, and how much of a coin flip that fight is to me. I just can’t tell where the dude is going to WALK. And that collision damage is my kryptonite.‬

NOOOOOO THE FINAL BOSS NOOOO I WAS SO CLOSEEEEE

‪The tweet worked, just cleared Zote with full health 😈 ‬

a cartoon of a fish with the words how many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man Alt: Fish from spongebob, shaking his fist, yelling “how many times do we need to teach you this lesson, old man?!”

Me facing Grimm for the 97th time, knowing full well that Grey Prince Zote is going to absolutely school me in 90 seconds