he's a TACO!
04.03.2026 23:31 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0he's a TACO!
04.03.2026 23:31 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0A good strategy for Democrats is to be like "Wow! More hypocrisy from Trump! Whatever happened to the promise of 'America First'? When will you prioritize cleansing the soil of our homeland from the corruption within? When will arbeit finally macht us all frei?"
04.03.2026 23:28 — 👍 35 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0Remember yesterday when the atlantic said "Pete Buttigieg has an AXE. Now he's normal." I'm thinking back on it with a smile, and what else is smiling across my face, is a great big grin.
04.03.2026 22:51 — 👍 38 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0(DIVES BETWEEN HER AND THE STRIKES JUST IN TIME)
04.03.2026 21:26 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0turn your monitor on
04.03.2026 21:22 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0james gunn cancelled and reimagined the entire phase 2 of his new movie universe on the strength of my chaselon solo feature spec script
04.03.2026 20:47 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0y-you wouldn't hit a guy in jack off glasses would ya?!
04.03.2026 18:40 — 👍 62 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Why @why.bsky.team Until December of last year I was using LLMs as fancy autocomplete for coding. It was nice for scaffolding out boilerplate, or giving me a gut check on some things, or banging out some boring routine stuff. In the past two months Claude has written about 99% of my code. Things are changing. Fast
in case you ever wondered why bsky breaks all the fuckin time and is increasingly a pile of jank
bsky.app/profile/why....
GREER ON GNASHING SPREE: Hollywood Darling Judy Greer Lashes Out With Teeth
"See here: I bear the mark of Greer." — one bitten victim
Oh, Whatever You've Done, What Of It? Surely Not Anything I Will Dwell On For The Rest Of My— Wait A Second, Didn't You— That's Right, And Then You— Ah, It's All Coming Back To Me In A Rush Now. Oh!! How Could You? How Could You Do That Thing I Know You Did Last Summer?
04.03.2026 04:56 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0When The Rain Taps Softly On The Window Like It Does Tonight, I Think Back Fondly On That Summer So Many Years Ago, And Of Course On The Thing I Know You Did
04.03.2026 04:39 — 👍 44 🔁 6 💬 3 📌 0the lack of a totally graceless BYE-ATOLLAH style NY Post pun puts it squarely in "overly duplicated background asset from a bad video game" territory
04.03.2026 04:14 — 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0🚨 CNN just called the Texas race. The Democratic nominee is going to be: George W. Bush, the son of former president George H.W. Bush. Congratulations to everyone tonight, especially to George Bush.
04.03.2026 02:28 — 👍 159 🔁 3 💬 10 📌 0I trained an "agentic" AI to 3D print itself a sickly organic body to slither out of the computer like the final stage of brundlefly and beg me for death... and now it automatically handles all of email summaries and online banking!
04.03.2026 00:46 — 👍 51 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0you CAN'T have the sign for pivot point be crooked C'MON
03.03.2026 23:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
ME: No!! No!! I traveled 500 years into the future and still I cannot escape you!!
TIMECOP: Alright, Chels, let's shoot time lasers straight through this motherfucker's brain.
— last page of my debut comic Hillary Clinton: Timecop #1
👇 Average Ted Lasso viewer 👇
03.03.2026 22:31 — 👍 43 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0The news is awful but at least we get Mayor Pete back in his prime posting style: coming on once a day to say "War is defined as a conflict between two, or more, nations. It is often marked by violent disagreement. And speaking of in wars, soldiers are the word for what we call who fight in them."
03.03.2026 20:32 — 👍 514 🔁 55 💬 8 📌 3ohh
03.03.2026 20:20 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Thanks for asking the question. I guess the answer is: I don't know. I don't care. Probably not.
Almost lunch time. What are ya digging into today @theatlantic.com ?
I am eating, a cold chickpea salad with tomatoes and feta with a dressing inspired by mediterranean flavors!
XAVIER: Stand down, Erik! We must avoid violence!
MAGNETO: The violence began long before us, friend. Now choose which of your new recruits will feel the deadly power of MAGNETISM.
NOTEPAD: Professor, I will save his remarks as an unformatted .txt file!
XAVIER: (in Magneto's head) I choose Notepad.
ME: I'm getting worried about Jason's reading proficiency. By his age he shouldn't still be struggling with the alphabet... What do you think...
MY WIFE: (looks exactly like Steve Bannon) Can you turn out the light? And I need you to pick up more grease for slicking back my long gray hair tomorrow.
My friend and intellectual equal Mentatus: "Genius is the ambrosia of the brainward hearted."
02.09.2025 03:09 — 👍 89 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0
ME: I'm getting worried about Jason's reading proficiency. By his age he shouldn't still be struggling with the alphabet... What do you think...
MY WIFE: (looks exactly like Steve Bannon) Can you turn out the light? And I need you to pick up more grease for slicking back my long gray hair tomorrow.
XAVIER: Stand down, Erik! We must avoid violence!
MAGNETO: The violence began long before us, friend. Now choose which of your new recruits will feel the deadly power of MAGNETISM.
NOTEPAD: Professor, I will save his remarks as an unformatted .txt file!
XAVIER: (in Magneto's head) I choose Notepad.
trump wearing green ribbon on neck
Looking great, sir!
02.03.2026 23:42 — 👍 128 🔁 14 💬 2 📌 0two guys labeled SPUND saying "yeah we say SPUND! you got a fuckin problem with it?"
03.03.2026 03:03 — 👍 14 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0these guys spund cool as hell
03.03.2026 02:33 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0