MOVIE TRIVIA: "Where we're going, we don't need roads" wasn't in the BTTF script. Christopher Lloyd ad-libbed the line after arriving on set in a dangerous mania. He planned to drive the DeLorean prop at top speed into a wall, killing himself and costar Michael J. Fox. The implied destination? Hell.
Feature Request: I should be able to click a button on my computer to make it explode. I should be engulfed in flame and shattered glass with deadly force. The left mouse button for example, or spacebar.
Reports from White House that Trump considering letting Kristi Noem up on the couch and to eat as much chocolate as she wants for her last day
Don't get my ass.
“Fuck! I’m dying!” during a press conference. “Fuck! I’m fucking dying! Oh God, it hurts! Ahhhhhhh!” Trump said in response to a question about the ongoing war in Iran
A dark money group has paid me to post all day that squirt is real
Putting a this machine kills fascists sticker on the sybian and side eyeing everyone at the swingers club who doesn’t get on
June and I had an idea for a bumper sticker and now it exists in real life
Thank you for joining me on our stroll. Isn't the sidewalk around this Staples so beautiful this time of year? When do you think I could see you again; on the second date I always fuck.
MOVIE TRIVIA: "Where we're going, we don't need roads" wasn't in the BTTF script. Christopher Lloyd ad-libbed the line after arriving on set in a dangerous mania. He planned to drive the DeLorean prop at top speed into a wall, killing himself and costar Michael J. Fox. The implied destination? Hell.
You obtained Ballcap of Immortality. Choose one of three permanent power-ups:
• [prerequisites not met]
• [prerequisites not met]
• The Woke Ginger will never die.
This popped up on my favorite hashtag, #costcodoesitagain, and I'm so glad I saw it so I can get pregnant at costco. Thank you, to The Woke Ginger.
It always makes me laugh to log on here and see you all enjoying this stupid website. While I am spending most of my time these days on crystals․com, widening my eyes at endless images of brilliant shining gems.
Stargazers are excited to witness the upcoming HETERO MOON, an ultrarare celestial event that turns all bisexuals straight for 24 hours. If you've ever wanted to know what a bisexual in your life would seem like if they were straight, now is the only chance in your lifetime. And I will be a lesbian.
(out xmas shopping, sees hat that says WOKE) Ohhh, this would be great for my friend, The Woke Ginger. Remember him, hun? He has the ruddy face of an antique china doll, and his hat always says WOKE? Great big bleached chompers? My best friend? And I think I already just mentioned his notable hat?
Flags will be lowered to half mast for the rest of the month to honor Donald Trump, the statesman who today has passed into whatever comes after this all too brief mortal life.
Victor: 🐭
ME: (holding child back from approaching) carefully honey, he isn't woke
MAN: (turns around so I can see his hat)
ME: never mind. everything's okay
I'm already over the woke ginger as a funny concept today. But let me just say: having your entire personality be a hat you're wearing. And having that hat just say "woke". Is still very funny.
fostered flakes
DoubleBrain: Multimind of the Twintellectual
A dark money group has paid me to post all day that squirt is real
Such a weight falling from so high would shatter the cranium and spine with almost 100% certainly resulting in death. And for him to be only dazed and with piano keys replacing all his teeth - that would still require a painful series of dozens of dental extractions. Forgive me if I'm not laughing.
if I was getting $1500 per post I bet I could do better than popping in a set of spirit halloween plastic tim and eric billion dollar movie teeth
The Last Will and Testament of The Woke Ginger
The summary of a news article written at the top but that's not important right now! (air plane)
Reports from White House that Trump considering letting Kristi Noem up on the couch and to eat as much chocolate as she wants for her last day
FIRST MAGI: I present the Christ child with FRANKINCENSE. May His reign be as strong as its scent.
SECOND MAGI: I present the Son of God with GOLD. May it be the first of His many riches.
NUDE MAGI: Damn. My gift was in my pants. I just present my nude body I guess, of which I am very comfortable in
