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she's fighting the leaf blower like a dog

my job sends everyone a holiday email saying as a thank you for all your hard work, please accept this free ham. but it's just a yearly test of their email phishing strength. they have never given anyone a free ham. and if you click the link you are assigned mandatory security training, as a gift.

picking metroid up in his morph ball with perfect chopstick skill and tossing him in my mouth like a little popcorn chicken

Hard time taking this seriously tbqh. Unless you're joking?

metroid prime 4 screenshot My name is H'vynn. More than a Lamorn priest, I am one who freely commands the elements.

Nevaeh type shit. McKeighlynn type shit. Lamorns = mormons confirmed.

Trump putting a medal on himself making a dumb face but his hands are goatse hands

you have to promise to guess before clicking

youtube.com/watch?v=KAQ-...

you know about bon jovi's first ever professional recording right? also a christmas song

DR. LECTER Witless and misleading. Why do you think he removes their skins, Agent Starling? Thrill me with your acumen.

early versions of the script used "thrill" here, but hopkins definitely says "thrall" with maybe a suggested "en-"

i'm just using the subtitle file i found for the movie and not quality checking them when posting though 🤷‍♂️

the line is not in the books, so there's no original to compare to

exhaling sticky opaque clouds from my fage vape? hell i'm down

GUY 1: Yogurt's fine but I LOVE a thick 𝘎𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘬 yogurt.

GUY 2: You gotta try 𝘴𝘬𝘺𝘳, an extra thick Icelandic yogurt.

GUY 3: (writing on whiteboard around neck) I had my esophagus and nasal passages flooded with an entirely solid yogurt. I will suffer permanent brain death in 15 min from thick yogurt.

quick reply. was he the first one off the top of your head?

Someone needs to give him a talking to

jealousy psychiatrist

important imagery in this video. what did bobby know.

it's my favorite reading, and only bolstered by now knowing what burns meant that he could guess and fear

important imagery in this video. what did bobby know.

Gah! I already submitted by vote!

Growing up, I used to enjoy how every day had a new original poll on GameFAQs. I just checked and they're still running, but today's is just "Would you rather be murdered with a golf club?" The only response option is "Sure" and for some reason there's an accompanying picture of Um Jammer Lammy.

me.

now ask what I'm giving.

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ur ass

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no thanks i'm 20-20

Why do you ask, Trousers?

NO ONE comes for a Fabelman

it rules to pivot at this point in time from metaverse to ai wearables. it's like if your 8-track tape company finally realized no one was going to want them in the age of the CD, so you changed the business model to only recording nursery rhymes on wax cylinder.

Every log entry is like "This harmless daisy has evolved no defense mechanism. It is beautiful and the scan reveals it feels a strong personal love for you." and the next boss you fight gives you an upgrade called Daisy Shredder and all it does when fired is set every daisy in existence on fire

What I like about Metroid is how diligently she compiles long scientific notes on all the flora and fauna of each alien planet before she blows a super missile through the head of every little bunny rabbit that walks on screen

UH, UH

you'll probably have to say it in dwarf or something. she'll be like "dhaz khazhuk!! (oh no!!)"

I don't know your loadout and can't speak to it