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why don't you go Fuck your self

the poop magician: is this your turd?

me: ...no?..

PM: check your pants....

me: !!!!!!

The second someone blocks on you here, Bluesky should send a cannon to your house and blow it and everyone inside to hell. You are not fit for civil society. Red chunks of you will be the soil from which we finally grow our beautiful new world.

Here come the line art kitties!
Stretching. Exploring. Playing. Resting. I wish I could be as free as they are.
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Donald Trump… you ARE the weakest link… goodbye!

calling in an anonymous tip to the newborn fire marshall

Just got back from the Anne Geddes garden and ohh it's changed. The babies are all wandering around outdoors dressed as withered daisies and dead ducklings and stuff. We slapped on the windows to get Anne to come out and take care of them but there was no answer. Newspapers stacked to the ceiling.

there's a "subscribe to our newsletter" link at the bottom, which i assume is this? when i signed up it was under some other wording that made me think i was getting access to the feeder i bought as a gift, so maybe not. good luck

thank you for your service

fine. i'll post this. whatever

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I have a gallon of blood (from my head) for you, my darling. Come find me to collect the blood and dandruff, dear. HW

I just thought of another one. Tigers have claws and stripes but Republicans don't have that. It's ultimately foolish to compare them, IMHO.

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I have a gallon of blood (from my head) for you, my darling. Come find me to collect the blood and dandruff, dear. HW

PANEL 1: NARRATOR: "Cultivating the measured NPR cadence and placid deference to the military that characterizes the ideal neoliberal subject, Clark Kent returns to the editorial meeting..." A group of DAILY PLANET reporters are in a meeting, Clark Kent is responding to a question from his boss. CLARK: "Well, chief, the bombing campaign--" PANEL 2: Clark is talking and the other reporters and co-workers look unhappy. CLARK: "Obviously war in the region is not-ah-"ideal," but regime change could ultimately provide socioeconomic benefits that far outweigh the regrettable civilian casualties..." CLARK (thinking): "As Superman, last son of Krypton, these words of course sicken me; however, it's Clark Kent's job to manufacture consent!" PANEL 3: (inset in a larger panel) One reporter is whispering to another. REPORTER: "Kent is such an off-putting sociopath" REPORTER 2: "I hope he kills himself". An arrow points to this inset panel that reads "Thanks to super-hearing" from Clark's ear. Clark is smiling and thinking to himself. CLARK (thinking): "Looks like my secret identity as Clark Kent is safe...FOR NOW!"

the mild manners are job security, baby

www.noncanon.com/comics/2026-...

buttigieg's response was 🙀 he's risking our resources

"And now, doctor, if you would be so kind," Holmes began, gesturing me towards the corpse. "There is a bit of string hanging from the lip of the deceased. Give it a stout tug, good fellow, and all elements of our mystery will be revealed."

— 𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝐴𝑑𝑣𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑂𝑏𝑣𝑖𝑜𝑢𝑠𝑙𝑦 𝐸𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑛 𝑇𝑎𝑚𝑝𝑜𝑛, A.C. Doyle

Primary them ALL

It's disappointing — but sadly not a surprise — that Sen. Amy Klobuchar has not issued a single Romance Alert since news broke of the strikes in Iran.

when your top secret situation room is a fucking blanket fort randos can just peep through

"operation epic fury" is obviously appalling on every level and on the least important level, people have gone over how the epic name is cringe, but also, they used to be called shit like "burning eagle" and "flag thunder". attempts at nationalistic imagery. now it's just "operation: we're big mad".

"And now, doctor, if you would be so kind," Holmes began, gesturing me towards the corpse. "There is a bit of string hanging from the lip of the deceased. Give it a stout tug, good fellow, and all elements of our mystery will be revealed."

— 𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝐴𝑑𝑣𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑂𝑏𝑣𝑖𝑜𝑢𝑠𝑙𝑦 𝐸𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑛 𝑇𝑎𝑚𝑝𝑜𝑛, A.C. Doyle

Many thanks to our great military. Hope our resources are going to be okay.

Homer: D'oh!!

Marge: Oh Homie..

Lisa: Bart

Maggie: Flanders, Apu, Moe

Krusty, Mr. Burns, Sodeshow Bob, Krusty, Simpsons

Simpsons, the Simpsons

Comic Book Guy

*every character from every game, comic, cartoon, TV show, movie, and book reality come in with everything for a HUGE colonoscopy*

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