we found a dick on him like 5 years into feeding him
<post about loose pugs wandering around in a storm>
Fuck brain activity never did right by me anyway
Vanicream is the thinking man’s cream
Toasted coconut sheet cake review
perpetually retarding 💅
Two pretzels black out the sun just as well as Vantablack
Like this post to vote for opening a sardine touch-tank using our mercenary funds
My brother is going to gas on my baby Henry
wut?
You don’t need Italian zinc it’s just what I have
Ya girl clap dem hampters
semaglutide took my appetite but it will never take my bariatric commode
My pet chewing on balls of sewage (found)
"lmao," "dead," "screaming"
I am bringing police man energy to this new year 👍
I’ll have the poached pears in red wine plus a squatty potty or footstool to change my defecation angle
Save your pepper spray, kick the pug
Loose sheets make me dry heave
The Holidays is a time to be thankful my anus doesn’t have tastebuds tonight
The dirtier the floors the better the meat tastes.
Find your nearest mean person and spray the soup at them
Grape nuts and emptiness
The wind turbine is simply a big white reminder that the atmosphere has hobbies
inflammation? injury? insect sting?
pistol squats?
Whether you’ve developed a Pavlovian association strong enough that your gut now anticipates James Taylor or not, it’s none of my business.
A slide, Pubes, razor blades -- we’re in business
My son, you will be the first bastard researcher to bring systems thinking to the anal gland space. Your name will echo through the halls of colorectal research for generations.
Get to fartin or get to bloatin
Flotation is not a crime
- Sir or Madam
