emdash

emdash

@emdash47.bsky.social

This is where people add cutesy things like "dogwalker" or "stargazer" or something. I'm just me. she/her

28 Followers 22 Following 238 Posts Joined Sep 2023
4 days ago

I went through this with Leeloo. $500 emergency vet manually extracted in the back room and tge yowls she made were quite something. I swore next time I’d save the money and do the extraction myself. (There wasn’t a next time.)

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1 week ago

Gotta love how International Women's Day was 1 hour short. This reminds me of how I, a cis woman, am paid less than my male colleagues.

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1 week ago

I don’t like scented cat litter. I think I’d rather smell the cat shit. At least cat shit is honest.

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2 weeks ago

FOOD EYES

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2 weeks ago

In a product forum thread about a desperately missing piece of functionality, someone says “Come on, you can add AI but you can’t fix this?”

And that is really it in a nutshell isn’t it? I’m seeing the same with my work. Ignore much needed fixes to develop half-baked unasked-for Gen AI integration.

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1 month ago
A well built black cat lies on his back on the carpet, back legs spread and in the air and looking up at the viewer with one fang partially sticking out. Next to him a bright felt red circle is the ear torn off a mousie toy.

This is Lucifer Eclipse, the Destroyer, the Prince of Darkness, Lord of Hell.

Luci: Meep.

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1 month ago

It’s Friday the 13th, I should go hug my black cat and love him. (This is his bad luck because he would rather be left alone.)

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1 month ago

This will all go to the folks whose job this ACTUALLY is, who I assume will re-edit all over again. Probably using - you guessed it- gen AI. Since all businesses are now owned by Business Idiots insisted we use it.

Why even have websites? Just have endless screaming instead.

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1 month ago

So the product owner finally reviewed the copy. THEY fed the content I wrote BACK into AI and re-edited it AGAIN, I assume with a prompt to add what they were looking for.

If I actually wrote any of the content by hand, I'd be livid right now.

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1 month ago

A story about AI: I was charged with writing content for a new webpage at work. Not my job description, and we DO have people for that, but ok. Since I'd rather be doing, you know, my actual JOB, I fed Copilot some stream of consciousness and had it edit with a marketing slant.

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1 month ago

I live in a province with high taxes. I barely see half my salary in each pay cheque, the rest is tax.

If we taxed the extremely wealthy at the rate I pay, and prevented them from hiding their wealth away, literally every problem could be solved.

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1 month ago

“United States”

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1 month ago

My boss screen shares PowerPoints and internal wikis and CONTINUALLY highlights to select and deselect stuff as he talks. I mean the ENTIRE TIME. It actually makes me seasick…

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1 month ago

Dave is baking weird bread and it smells really amazing

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1 month ago

ON PROGRAM.

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1 month ago

I will never forgive AI for making em dashes a negative thing. > : (

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1 month ago

I enjoy talking to my cat like he’s a small child (because he kind of is, mentally).

*looking at birds in the window* “Are your friends playing outside? Do they want you to come out to play?”

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2 months ago
A large black cat is curled up sleeping whilst avoiding a blue electric heating pad his kind owner has set out for him. He is almost falling off the furniture in his misplaced zeal to not touch the heating pad.

This is my idiot cat son who is convinced the heating pad is the devil and won’t touch it. Note that the pad is on medium warm and it’s freezing in here.

He is not a thinker.

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2 months ago

It ruins things for me. I stopped using the downstairs bathroom at my old place after a spider dropped down on me from the doorframe.

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2 months ago

How is it okay for there to be spiders without trigger warnings or black bars censoring them in media and in pics and in memes?!? NOT OKAY (I am not being sarcastic I have a real phobia)

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2 months ago

My criteria for whether or not I like a small dog is basically as follows, if the dog:
a) resembles a potato
b) has very short legs compared to its body
I am a fan.

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2 months ago

Happy new year, friends. May 2026 bring clarity, peace, and healing.

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2 months ago

“Eric Adams says his next gig is fighting antisemitism with cryptocurrency” is a hell of a headline but not, on the whole, out of character.

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2 months ago

Just putting it out there that the safety dance doesn’t look that safe to me. Someone could lose an eye.

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2 months ago

It is not, so. There, didnt have to read the article. 🤷‍♀️

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3 months ago
Preview
'Cloud Dancer': A Measured Response Regarding Pantone's decision, and so on, and so forth

"Cloud Dancer is the color of a MacBook charger in its waning days of service. The color of bad news delivered with bureaucratic indifference. The color of congressional insider trading. The color of a person’s thoughts while ignoring war."

johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/cloud-danc...

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3 months ago

Great, the Pantone colour of the year is barely a colour. Boooooring.

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3 months ago

Come to Montreal!! We have poutine!

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3 months ago

When the right goes too far: denial of human rights and equality, denial of existence through censorship and legal definitions, removal of work and medical protections, refusal to provide life-saving medical care

When the left goes too far: OMG THEY ADDED ANOTHER LETTER ONTO “LGBT”!!!

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3 months ago

I would say if we were time travelling, $1 slice pizza

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