Andrew "TmsT" Kepple

Conky in progress in Florida wplace.live?lat=28.17995...

We're just trying to have a good time, LeoNARCo!

Relevant video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ajy...
#simpsons #tmnt

'Tis the season to be Cow Yules Daily.

[Dramatization: May not have happened]

Ah that is so like him

Further context: https://frinkiac.com/caption/S09E15/865463

#simpsons #cheney #saytheline

Bravo. Pumpkin carving of the highest caliber of sophistication.

I don't have a Cow(, man!) Tools meme for Cow Tools Day, but thank you everyone who's following me because of my Cow Tools memes, and extra big thanks to @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social for putting not just my Cow Tools memes but the Cow Tools memes made by EVERYONE in front of such a big audience. 🐮🧰Moo

I wonder if Bobby Pickett's lawyers ever randomly heard this song and knee-jerk sent out a cease & desist to its creator before they realised.

Elasmotherium (long horn version for extra badassity) that I made, based on the character from my webseries Pupper Paleolithic - yes, I'm still working on that! :D This pic is a pixelated version of a cool pose that I quite liked, so it's sort of a sneaky micro-teaser for Episode 3 (PP3 CONFIRMED!)

~10 months ago I wrote "a.c.r.o.n.y.m: cowtools" between "space odyssey" and "the wall: marching pronglers" in my memeideas.txt file, but because I couldn't think of anything, I left it at that.
Yesterday I was scrolling through the file and found it, and came up with the acronym within minutes.

After posting this I'm discovering that if it reminds you of Too Many Cooks, then you might be Gen Z. If it reminds you of Kids Next Door, you're probably a Millennial. If DARYL, Gen X.

Based on The Far Side's "Cow Tools" cartoon, this version depicts the cow as a cyborg bedecked in high-tech enhancements, standing behind a table upon which rest four tools that loosely resemble the four iconic cow tools without giving away much in terms of their potential utility, while incorporating visual markers of sci-fi aesthetics. The barn in the background also looks like it belongs in a cyberpunk city of tomorrow rather than on a farm's hillside. The caption reads: "Project C.O.W.T.O.O.L.S.: Cybernetic Ox With Techologically Operated Objects Lacking Sophistication"

Far Side 2077

#cowtools #farside #cyberpunk #hightech #futurism #tron

Inside you there are two wolves doing their best to support your skin and organs because your skeleton is outside of you, wearing sunglasses and lots of bling and riding a motorcycle while making a rude gesture with one hand and wielding a pistol with the other and speaking in like 6 different fonts

The Outer Worlds

It's not even really bad, it's just that I've really only completed good games and that one's at the bottom of my list of good games. Well, good games that come to mind. There's probably a worse one that I just forgot about because it was so bad.

#simpsons #mrsparkle

#Simpsons #FarSide #Thagomizer #ThagLore #KidPrehistoric

...But I do appreciate the correction. It may come in handy if I do another Russian-themed Cow Tools remix. (More likely than you might think!)

I wouldn't know, sorry - I just went with Google Translate for the phrase "Cow tools", from English to Russian.

What the heck was that?!
#cowtools #simpsons #coldwarmedia #farside

In these uncertain times, appreciate the people you can rely on.
#WellWellWell #simpsons #okillydokilly

Truly impressive. Must be the largest paleoart currently on WPlace! And still under construction.
wplace.live?lat=49.83735...

Now THAT is "peak".

[canned laughter, wild applause]

#simpsons #steamedhams

Dinosaurs of Enterprise, Utah

Panel 1: Superintendent Chalmers is preparing for an unforgettable luncheon at Principal Skinner's house. Chalmers says, "I thought we were having steamed clams." Panel 2: Skinner is plopping a roast on the table, but it's his own mother, Agnes Skinner! Her body resembles a cooked turkey with steam wafting off it and she has an apple stuffed in her mouth. Skinner replies, "Oh, no, I said 'steamed lamb. Lamb of God!"

#simpsons #steamedhams

Even AMAZON can't afford to live in Auckland lmao

lol