Chris Hewitt

It used to be, but turns out I don’t like it very much.

Love my Christmas songs playlist, but it could do with some new blood. Any suggestions, folks?

Unclear at this point.

The Empire Podcast — Episode 700 • Comedy • Kings Place The award-winning film podcast is back for another all-star anniversary show, with more film-related fun than you can shake a stick at.

Live show! Final tickets here! We’re in the endgame now, people!

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If you want to pile on Love Actually, you have my sword. And my bow. And my axe.

The Venn diagram of people who believe Die Hard is not a Christmas movie, and Reform voters, is a perfect circle.

Day 1. It begins. They’re not Terry’s, they’re fucking well mine.

Here is a podcast. Ain’t that enough? Jings!

Windtalkers would like a word…

And while you’re at it, snap up the last remaining tickets for episode 700 here!!!

It was last Thursday.

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Hey, BlueSky! Any questions for this week’s Empire Podcast? Look, I don’t want to throw shade at other platforms, but Twitter is really dropping the ball on this. Now’s your chance to prove, once and for all, that BlueSky is the strongest one there is!

A picture of David Nicholls, who’s adapting Adrian Mole. The joke is that I’m pretending to think that he’s been cast as Adrian Mole, even though he’s clearly in his fifties. So there you have it. That’s the joke. I’ve just explained the joke. Thanks a bunch, alt text.

Terrible casting. This gentleman is clearly far too old. He’s got to be at least 28, maybe even 29.

The Empire Podcast — Episode 700 • Comedy • Kings Place The award-winning film podcast is back for another all-star anniversary show, with more film-related fun than you can shake a stick at.

If you haven’t secured your ticket to see our live show on January 9 at @kingsplacelondon.bsky.social, you now have more options, as the balcony seats have just been released. Still a few seats in the stalls, but if you want a bird’s eye view, here’s your chance! www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/com...

Actually, every pod has been tightly scripted from the off. Takes me most of the week to write them. Even the interviews. I hate it when famouses forget their lines and have to read off a page.

The Empire Podcast — Episode 700 • Comedy • Kings Place The award-winning film podcast is back for another all-star anniversary show, with more film-related fun than you can shake a stick at.

www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/com...

We’re down to the last six rows for episode 700! So if you want to be there and witness film-related fun with your very own eyes, you’d best be quick!!!

Fun episode, this, with a shocking revelation. Who knew that the pod is tightly scripted? NOT ME!

I like the Carry On films but the lore is too confusing, impossible for modern audiences to accept these people could play a major part in the French Revolution AND lose their bras on camping holidays

Here is a podcast. Ain’t that enough?

I’m sure it’s a much better seat anyway!

Get your tickets for our next amazing live show! I’ll stop banging on about this when there are no more tickets left!

Do not Ban The Bangily Bang.

The Empire Podcast — Episode 700 • Comedy • Kings Place The award-winning film podcast is back for another all-star anniversary show, with more film-related fun than you can shake a stick at.

Episode 700 of the Empire Podcast is coming, and we would be delighted if you could join us! Friday January 9, Kings Place! You, me, some colleagues of such lethal cunning, a couple of great guests, and about 400 other Bangily-Bangers. Film-related fun awaits.

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Then all is as it should be.

We need to re-record the whole thing now.

The Empire Podcast — Episode 700 • Comedy • Kings Place The award-winning film podcast is back for another all-star anniversary show, with more film-related fun than you can shake a stick at.

Episode 700 of the Empire Podcast is coming, and we would be delighted if you could join us! Friday January 9, Kings Place! You, me, some colleagues of such lethal cunning, a couple of great guests, and about 400 other Bangily-Bangers. Film-related fun awaits.

www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/com...

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Hey folks! Any horror/Halloween-related questions for this week’s even more terrifying than usual episode of the Empire Podcast?

Having a vaguely shitty day. Decided to cheer myself up by treating myself to a slice of Leto (not that one) tiramisu. Had a coughing fit after choking on the chocolate dust. Now need to cheer myself up again by ordering a second dessert.

I only have one joke about any subject.

Thank you! I totally remember what it was!