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Chris Hewitt

@chrishewitt.bsky.social

Host of the Empire Film Podcast, wrangler of words for Empire magazine, LFC fan, utterly inept golfer.

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All is right with the world again. Take that, wars! Suck on this, death!

27.02.2026 12:34 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Waitrose to suspend mackerel sales due to overfishing concerns The supermarket chain says it will stop sourcing fresh, chilled and frozen mackerel by 29 April.

A good move from Waitrose - sometimes you have to make the decision on behalf of consumers and stop selling something

They stopped selling Swordfish some time ago, because despite looking around the globe they said they could not find a sustainable source for it

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

27.02.2026 12:09 β€” πŸ‘ 143    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0
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GHOSTS MOVIE GHOSTS MOVIE GHOSTS MOVIE THERE’S GOING TO BE A GHOSTS MOVIE (can anyone guess what this post is about?)

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27.02.2026 07:40 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Guys, is this anything?

27.02.2026 07:21 β€” πŸ‘ 87    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine if the Green Party got even slightly close to the levels of fawning coverage reserved for Farage and his dipshit chums.

27.02.2026 06:15 β€” πŸ‘ 63    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

And entirely intentional too. Yep, I absolutely knew that advert was going to be there, no doubt about that!

27.02.2026 06:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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You can’t spell β€˜what a fucking prick’ without β€˜AI’.

27.02.2026 05:49 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ask me anything. But not that. Or that. In fact, on second thoughts, ask me nothing.

25.02.2026 11:20 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

Once I know, I’ll let everyone know! But highly unlikely to be January, or at least early January. Too much stress when it comes to booking guests!

25.02.2026 11:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That podcast tour in 2024 was so much fun. Would love to do it again. Maybe next year, for the 15th anniversary.

24.02.2026 13:25 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0

That very same week I introduced a live pod, and did the entire first half, dressed like this. Thirty quid, that costume cost me.

24.02.2026 13:24 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

And if you want to hear Chris wax lyrical some more on Fade Into Murder and Columbo in general, you can do so at the link below or wherever you get your podcasts:

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22.02.2026 12:34 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fun episode, this one. Give it an ear-whirl, why don’t you?

22.02.2026 12:24 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Solid line-up of Columbo episodes on 5Select today, as the good lieutenant takes down Perry White, Kirk AND Khan, not to mention not one but two Draculas (after a fashion). The Shatner episode (also featuring Walter Koenig!!!) is my favourite of this little lot. #YourSundayColumbo #JustOneMoreThing

22.02.2026 12:22 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Any questions for this week’s Empire Podcast, folks?

18.02.2026 07:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 0

Delighted to see that Send Help has become something of a sleeper hit. It had a really impressive hold at the box office at the weekend. All hail Linda Liddle. All hail my beloved possessed GOAT boy, Sam Raimi.

16.02.2026 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s baffling. You now have three people watching *another* chef, who by definition is not as good as at least two of the three people watching them. Maybe Marcus and Monica were sick of doing them. Who knows?

16.02.2026 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Caught up with the first two eps of Masterchef: The Professionals. It’s the one Masterchef show that didn’t need to replace Gregg (or John) β€” Marcus and Monica are more than capable, but Matt Tebbutt has slotted in nicely. M&M should do the skills test, mind. They’re amazing chefs β€” let them cook!

16.02.2026 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Friends fear that he caught Blade halfway through on Sky Movies and is watching it through to the end. Again.

16.02.2026 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hello, friends. Any questions for this week’s Empire Podcast? I don’t wish to constrain you in any way, but perhaps think along the lines of Valentine’s Day. Thank you.

12.02.2026 09:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 0

In my DMs, that is. While you’re at it, let’s tackle the sad shortage of Send Help gifs.

10.02.2026 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Recording our SEND HELP spoiler tomorrow, folks. Don’t send help β€” send questions and comments instead!

10.02.2026 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My apologies: I was fooled by the pic of Jackie Cooper. The episode on right now is a Robert Culp episode, and as such is a belter. I accept all responsibility for this egregious error. I guess you could say I was Culp-able.

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What a bounty for Columbo fans today on 5Select. Jack Cassidy as a murderous Nazi magician; Donald Pleasance striking up an unlikely friendship with the good lieutenant; Jackie Cooper as a plotting politician (one of the great gotchas); a rare cracking latter Columbo; and Johnny motherfucking Cash!

08.02.2026 12:32 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

Oooooh! That’s me told.

08.02.2026 11:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You know what really boils my piss? The pissboiler2000 from JML.

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Two images showing a Now You See Me quiz on Sporcle, and then my perfect score. I am the Fifth Horseman.

Two images showing a Now You See Me quiz on Sporcle, and then my perfect score. I am the Fifth Horseman.

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Think I might have a new specialist subject.

08.02.2026 11:20 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Here is a podcast. Ain’t that enough?

07.02.2026 12:15 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Nope, never will!

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