Dandering in Linlithgow, visited the spot where 'Scotty' will be beamed down by the storks in the year 2222AD... DISCLAIMER ALERT! Could be 'Scotty' has already been beamed down to earth, depending on your view of the space/time continuum.
#Scotty #StarTrek #Trekkies #Scotland #Linlithgow
Thank you for going all Orwellian and playing #ModernspeakTranslated this evening!
Truly, some of these vacuous #Newspeak words and phrases need to be avoided like the plague.
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Today is spank your spanner day so let's play... / Can't think of anything else for a hashtag.
#ModernspeakTranslated headcanon // why all TV shows are about me if you watch them like paranoids watch reality
I, personally / I #ModernspeakTranslated
At the end of the day / Finally #ModernspeakTranslated
Leverage / This is the age of levers... also, you're reached an age when it's best you leave us. #ModernspeakTranslated
Basically / [... ... ... ... ... ... ...] #ModernspeakTranslated
I would like to thank / I thank #ModernspeakTranslated
#ModernspeakTranslated your call is important to us ... Not important enough to answer ..
#ModernspeakTranslated your privacy is important to us, as is the money we make from selling your personal data
Not being funny / You're never funny. #ModernspeakTranslated
#ModernspeakTranslated whiteboarding // scribbling down whatever is blurted out until it looks like a flowchart or a conspiracy web
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Architecture is nothing but a blight on the landscape / I remember when all this was fields.
#ModernspeakTranslated core competencies // one or two parts of what we do that we're actually good at.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER / [... ... ... ... ... ... ...] #ModernspeakTranslated
Strategic Planning / Planning #ModernspeakTranslated
#ModernspeakTranslated paradigm shift // don't say we're behind the curve, just say it's a different curve.
blah-blah-blah, like... blah-blah-blah, like... blah-blah-blah, like... / using 'like' as a comma buys me time to think ['um' or 'you know' in the old days] #ModernspeakTranslated
It has come to my attention / I've noticed #ModernspeakTranslated
I would like to apologise / I apologise #ModernspeakTranslated
I would like to apologise / I'm not apologising #ModernspeakTranslated
Rizz (n.) - From charisma. A measure of charm used by human fuckwits.
🦉✨
Come at me, fuckwits.
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#ATagWithGrant #HashtagGame
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Gmails down / Our postman died.
What synergy can you bring to this role? / None of us on the interview panel know what we're talking about. #ModernspeakTranslated
... literally... / I'm scared of figuratively #ModernspeakTranslated
It is what it is / It would take ages to fix it. #ModernspeakTranslated