@hooktail154.bsky.social
conjuror of computers jen/jenny | 30s | she/her
18.02.2026 04:28 β π 5452 π 1181 π¬ 53 π 45
fear
11.02.2026 04:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
tweet by Bill O'Reilly: #BadBunny wracked up a huge audience for his incomprehensible half time appearance. But how did the malevolent rabbit get the gig in the first place? We found out! It's on the @NoSpinNews tonight.
broke: fedposting
woke: fuddposting
Heathcliff walks out of a tattoo shop with a big chest tattoo that says "IN HEAT". A couple watches him leave, and one of them says "He stole my tattoo."
04 Feb 2026
04.02.2026 19:58 β π 2777 π 989 π¬ 27 π 122fiat currency is good. fuck u if you disagree. try wiping your ass with math or bullion. idiot
03.02.2026 00:50 β π 36 π 3 π¬ 3 π 0hbd!!
21.01.2026 18:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I got a corechair classic about five years ago and my back problems evaporated within a few weeks
16.01.2026 17:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You can also do it in a web browser support.apple.com/en-us/118249
16.01.2026 08:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0In the Settings app > Apps > Music > Transfer Music from Other Services
16.01.2026 08:48 β π 25 π 0 π¬ 3 π 1this is so sad hey siri play dilberito
14.01.2026 09:34 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
Nancy and Sluggo dance together. Heathcliff wearing a "trans rights" helmet leaves a litterbox. A spilled urn is next to the litterbox. It is labeled "scott adams' ashes". Caption text is "new gender-neutral litterbox just dropped"
13.01.2026 18:30 β π 27 π 10 π¬ 0 π 0a truly great episode. this one is thoroughly upsetting!!
06.01.2026 18:28 β π 3 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0we used to be a country
06.01.2026 04:56 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0when the guests at the party ask βwhy do you have a human sized dog bed?β and itβs likeβ¦ hello? for the human sized dog, obviously?!
02.01.2026 01:05 β π 16 π 3 π¬ 3 π 0my little bro: [was up til 3am last night watching tornado vids]
my grandma: how can you spend so long watching tornadoes?
bro: have you ever had interests?
mine is coming up in the next month or two (no date just yet :/) and I can confirm: explaining what ffs is to cis people is a real chore.
24.12.2025 01:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0me. I did. also sometimes things are good for you taste bad or have unpleasant consistencies (or both)
22.12.2025 22:55 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0*allegedly
15.12.2025 17:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0waow
12.12.2025 20:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβve heard of people having/developing sensitivities to the carrier oil. this seems like the kind of thing youβd need to involve a compounding pharmacy to explore
11.12.2025 08:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0cannot recommend these enough but theyβre quite pricey www.asymplex.xyz/product/cs-c...
05.12.2025 21:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
A photo of a corne-ish zen split keyboard. Its case has an electroplated white finish and it has orange cast resin keycaps. Each half has just 18 keys.
this is bait
the corne-ish zen is so good that it single-handedly cured me of keyboards as a hobby
βwhat the metal tampon applicator is this?β β @dailfaughter.bsky.social
04.12.2025 07:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0metroid prime 4 first impressions: chrono tower is unimaginably yonic
04.12.2025 07:13 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I agree that youβd probably look good stuffed and mounted on a keychain
29.11.2025 23:16 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0opening my credit score app to see itβs been updated to βnot enronβ as i exhale a sigh of relief
24.11.2025 23:30 β π 7 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0you were so brave!
23.11.2025 01:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0chowder is yummy :3
16.11.2025 17:20 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0donβt jimmy kimyelself
08.11.2025 02:22 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0welcome to transgenderism! we have:
dehumanization fantasy (animal)
dehumanization fantasy (robot)
dehumanization fantasy (corpse)
dehumanization fantasy (divine psychosis)
dehumanization fantasy (womanhood)
