Steve Penn

He stole his head from Eddi Reader

My thoughts exactly.

Exposed to the cold, torrential rain (4 rows from front of East Stand) towards the end of yesterday's game, was not even the worst part of the game. The variable weather conditions during the 90 odd minutes added a welcome change from the otherwise tedious predictability.

Every interview Ryan Mason gives is exactly the same. In the tone of an extremely dull 'Teams' training module where you can keep your camera off and volume muted.

Is it Keith Weller?

Man City are shite

Ryan Mason is potentially one of our worst Managers in the modern era. That’s quite an achievement.

He sounded knackered

I think we should forfeit today's game. Same outcome but less painful.

Impartial doesn't come close. BBC is totally corrupt in terms of control from far right funders. And presenters are complicit even if they dont necessarily agree with what they're saying.

Still annoyed by last night's game. Hate how slow we play. And how predictable we are. And our lack of goal threat. And if we do take the lead, we immediately stop going forward. Average team at best. Below average Manager.

We make every opposition look better that they really are.

We are an awful team to watch.

Got a bad feeling about tonight's game. That said, I always do.

It doesn't take much to expose the inadequacy of our squad.

Seems that Trump is knocking down a nice bit of The White House just to make a room for his balls?

I've come to the conclusion that 'The Clearing' by Wolf Alice is probably one of my top 10 albums ever. And certainly the best in the last 30 odd years. Listened to it loads and it still gets better every time.

Today's events have conclusively demonstrated that there are extremely dangerous lunatics either already in positions of power or designs to be in power, regardless of things like democracy and basic decency. And deliberately fueling the uneducated, flag obsessed morons.

I've often wondered what the extraordinarily thick racist, Reform voting, Brexit voting, Farage & Trump sniffing, conspiracy believing morons used to do before social media was invented. I assume they were still there somewhere, seething at their own inadequacies. But it seemed nicer at such times.

Just relaxing at home, flicking through stuff on my phone and it made me realise, a large percentage of the British public are fucking idiots. Certainly seems that way. Must be so many who never went to school. And they believe any old shit. Angry, gormless c***s.

Peabo Bryson and Roberta Flack touchingly sang "Tonight, I sellotape my glove to you".
On a similar theme, Rihanna "found a glove in a hopeless place".

Why are people painting flags on roundabouts? Saft twats.

Top tip for those who like quick, non-solar or electric powered garden water features - turn on your kitchen tap, move your chair next to the drain and listen to the gentle sounds of water pouring down the drain. Perfect for hot sunny days and intermittent droughts.

Oh well, the end of stress free weekends for another 10 months.

Trump having a go at "windmills" is so very 'Pythonesque'. Twat.

There is a particular section of Norman Road, Smethwick/Bearwood on which the speed limit, according to my Google Maps, is 80 mph. Every time. I do not understand this.

Can't decide which was the most inevitable - The extraordinary Lionesses winning the Euros again, or Trump cheating at golf on his own course.

Feeling even more nervous about this than I expected. #Lionesses

Just watched a 2022 film 'The Menu'. The weirdest but most fascinating film I've seen in a long time.

So many news stories these days which automatically make you think, this isn't all it is said to be. Obviously, everything about Trump. But in particular, that girl in the union flag dress story. And the associated 'go fund me' stuff? 🤔