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your favorite scatterbrained civil servant he/him/his πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

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Devour Your Nice Things
Burn the fancy candle.
Wear the special-occasion dress.
Pop the good bottle.
Scribble hurry slowly on the first page
of your leather-bound notebook.
Gorge on your pearls, 
your cashmere, your silks.
Use the high-end eyeshadow
until the silver pan winks back.
Baptize your wrists in Baccarat Rouge,
a little extra for the collar.
Devour your nice thingsβ€”
don't let the best go cold on your plate.
The anticipation of living is empty calories
and you were meant to be full.
Elise M Powers

Devour Your Nice Things Burn the fancy candle. Wear the special-occasion dress. Pop the good bottle. Scribble hurry slowly on the first page of your leather-bound notebook. Gorge on your pearls, your cashmere, your silks. Use the high-end eyeshadow until the silver pan winks back. Baptize your wrists in Baccarat Rouge, a little extra for the collar. Devour your nice thingsβ€” don't let the best go cold on your plate. The anticipation of living is empty calories and you were meant to be full. Elise M Powers

13.10.2025 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 322    πŸ” 103    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 10

Hamas killed every single female hostage they had. Monsters.

13.10.2025 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For everyone saying political violence has no place in this country…

Remember two Democratic legislators were shot in Minnesota just this year.

And America shrugged and moved on.

10.09.2025 20:53 β€” πŸ‘ 24855    πŸ” 7148    πŸ’¬ 876    πŸ“Œ 351
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oh Charlie Kirk...

10.09.2025 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Most of the audience are on X I guess, Slaysian Royale routinely goes on trending there.

08.09.2025 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Safe travels! ✨

08.09.2025 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ“Lipa, Batangas #photography

08.09.2025 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The end of something can also be a relief.

22.08.2025 11:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who you are will always catch up to you.

21.08.2025 09:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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um for a second there i thought you didn't have arms

26.07.2025 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Stephen King is 100% on the Epstein list

16.07.2025 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The God of Light

#poems #poem #poetry

29.06.2025 08:11 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

boring ng class hahaha

21.06.2025 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man is holding a white dog with a tag on it ALT: a man is holding a white dog with a tag on it

waiting to be disappointed by election results #Halalan2025

12.05.2025 10:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

NEON BURNS DIFFERENT πŸ’–βœ¨

09.05.2025 13:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Madonna on the 2025 Met Gala blue carpet wearing Tom Ford. She is styled in a white silk suit with a flower on the lapel, accessoried by sheer white gloves and a cigar.

Madonna on the 2025 Met Gala blue carpet wearing Tom Ford. She is styled in a white silk suit with a flower on the lapel, accessoried by sheer white gloves and a cigar.

Madonna on the 2025 Met Gala blue carpet wearing Tom Ford. She is styled in a white silk suit with a flower on the lapel, accessoried by sheer white gloves and a cigar.

Madonna on the 2025 Met Gala blue carpet wearing Tom Ford. She is styled in a white silk suit with a flower on the lapel, accessoried by sheer white gloves and a cigar.

Madonna returns to the Met Gala carpet🀍

#musicsky #fashionsky #Madonna #popsky

06.05.2025 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

OH MY GOD 😳😭😍🀍

06.05.2025 06:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

nvm turns out she's not going

05.05.2025 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I just want Madonna to be in something other than black for the Met Gala

05.05.2025 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

dang. hugs for you diva.

05.05.2025 14:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Maybe if I play Rainy Jazz Cafe Slow Jazz for Reading videos on a loop it will actually start to rain

01.05.2025 05:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

when you have a paper due and suddenly your entire house is clean, your closet is rearranged, your bookshelves are spotless and you have a meal prep for the entire month

01.05.2025 04:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Listening to Overthink's episode on cleanliness and oh my. These people are dirty as fuck.

28.04.2025 09:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

looks amazing!

28.04.2025 09:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes back in Twitter they talk about this app. Sorry guys but it's better here.

28.04.2025 08:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have a ton to do. I technically have time. I don't know if I'll want to do anything with it.

11.04.2025 12:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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