Farming While Beige

The Diddy documentary is the most bonkers shit I’ve ever seen.

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The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.

Friendly reminder that Elon Musk killed 600,000 people in under a year as part of a random political side-quest and then got rewarded with a $1 trillion payday to thunderous applause.

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I am chicken breast’s number 1 hater but I could eat this chicken parm every single day.

I was like “K-Pop demon hunters? Kids are idiots” until I remembered 8 year old me was obsessed with a foursome of giant sewer-dwelling turtles taught by a mutant rat to fight ninjas in thrall to a talking brain installed into the stomach (and not the head) of an overweight android body.

This is what happens when you’re spineless.

Shoot them all. Every single ICE agent.

Mom be like “I’d like to visit on…” and I be like “ma’am stop requesting an invitation like a goddamn upper middle class White person and just show up and kick the door in bih I shouldn’t know you’re coming till I find you in my fridge looking for snacks.”

I just stumbled upon the term “medical divorce.” Shitting your pants at your own wedding is less embarrassing than living in this stupid country.

Y’all please do me a favor and head to YouTube and report this page that’s pretending to be me.

Mental health reminder that most people never get that first million from friends/family. Without their rich families, Elon Musk is an unsuccessful podcaster; Zuckerberg/Page/Brin are unemployed software engineers; Warren Buffet is a retired insurance salesman; Jeff Bezos is a manager at Macy’s.

This MF.

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My latest: “The abandonment of the spirit and our natural communities is, I believe, the wellspring of the profound discontent that permeates people in the industrialized world.”

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TikTok’s suppressing the hell outta this video so maybe yall will share it 🤭

People named Sarah Taber/Mock be like…

Everybody needs to boycott buying new cars till they stop requiring subscription fees for all this new tech that we’d all gladly trade for lower prices on these mid-ass whips that cost sixty thousand fucking dollars.

This chick told me I had a “porn-stache.”

I then teased her about the CashApp link in her bio.

She told me it’s so guys she dommes can pay her, and that shaming sex workers is wrong.

I love the internet.

I really shouldn’t be having to buy this much ammo.

YouTube video by Farming While Beige I pay, YOU eat. #farmers #maga #welfare

@sylvanaquafarms.bsky.social, the SUBTITLES tho!!! 🤣😂🤣

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The part where Taber tried to throw “omg he’s good at charming White people!” at me like an accusation instead of a basic life skill for any Black dude interested in living past the age of 22 😂

Everytime a wannabe rad-leftist mentions tHe GLobaL SOutH, God gives Israel another bomb.

Nope. I’m implying that no one’s mad just because Kimmel was fired. People are mad because the chair of the FCC called for him to be fired, and then he was fired, and then the President of the United States called for more to come.

Nvidia and OpenAI: Is the Tech Boom Eating Itself? If we’re hoping AI won’t eat our jobs and our planet for lunch, we can’t bank on a repeat of the 2000 tech bubble.

Companies passing investment to one another while also buying/selling from one another isn’t at all uncommon in business and isn’t an indication that anything is wrong. Far from a bellwether of end-stage capitalism, it isn’t even particularly “capitalistic.”

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Yep I put this one up this AM :-)

Somebody answered “could prime Jaime Lannister beat Aragorn?” with Michael Phelps is the greatest swimmer of all time but he’s not gonna beat fucking Aquaman.

Can’t tell me this isn’t real.

Given the way they’re reacting, you can’t tell me 75% of conservative men weren’t having sex with Charlie Kirk.

I mean, hell, I’m a local grower and my business is growing… But for everyone of me I can give you 50 anecdotes of first generation farmers having to pack it in in the last five years.

I don’t doubt that anecdote… but again, my life is in this business and I’m telling yall things have fundamentally changed. Northern California is not a good indicator for what’s happening in the rest of the country.

Yeah I’d expect the place it was born to be the last place it dies.