noodle arms sizemo

If this wasn’t intentional, it should have been.

Is this the factory game major

Hell yeah

Where’s you FRs?

Ole miss baseball was so bad at defense a couple of years ago and it was just infuriating to listen to or watch them miss routine outs. Catching a fly ball is a basic bread and butter baseball activity! You play SEC baseball! You should be able to do this 99.999% of the time!

Okay but the guy on the bottom left got a nick saban dye job

Ooh and I forgot I used to eat canned black beans and mayo. Heated up in the microwave.

Okay people have given me a lot of shit for that one before. How about red grapes dipped in nacho cheese? (It’s very good)

Sriracha on animal crackers?

There was no lie about the tendie pub sub though. He was dead on.

Bless your heart

Highs of 90 all week. Gimme that rain.

One of these days I'll be right

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I have just imagined Jamie Tartt saying “Oklahoma” in his manc accent and making it sound like this.

Sorry, I’m rooting for y’all this week, I just couldn’t pass up the wordplay.

Goooood luck and good vibes from the #4 team in the country (lol)

Oklahomeh

The Fisher Price kick and play piano gym. It’s got a keyboard with five keys at one end of the mat and an arch with hanging toys over the mat.

The songs on this thing are so much better than they have any right to be. I would listen to this kick gym’s album.

Red means stop, green means go.

But really doing YouTube as a job would be fun. I like it when I get to put videos up but I kinda pigeonholed myself into running content and I am not running yet again so I haven’t made content since I borked my knee 8 weeks PP and I also would like to make non-running videos too.

So tired. Gonna quit my job and be a YouTuber. Like and subscribe and I’ll review the new iPhone like every other person in your YouTube feed who’s trying to take advantage of a trending topic.

28 hours until my spouse comes home and I can eat a full meal without holding a baby or getting screamed at by a baby for not holding her

I want to do the opposite of muting that tag. I want notifications for that tag.

Why did every team that doesn’t have black as a color decide to wear black unis today?

Okay I flipped to TCU and every time I look up, the Colorado guy with the ball keeps going backward. That’s the opposite of what you should do, guy.

A conference game between Kansas and UCF is an abomination and I refuse to acknowledge it. And I’m too tired for Deion.

Bunch uncompetitive ass games tonight

I’m genuinely happy for you!! That was not sarcasm!

You deserve this

TEXAS IS BACK